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TiernanOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
Not much to saay right now. All my friends say I aint right and I agree with that :)It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long, so I try to enjoy everything I can, even if that means hitting athe tree stump in the middle of the road with a rubber band til it moves or mixing up 5 puzzles in a popcorn box for a gift to someone :))I do like doing normal things like, cooking, fishing, poking campfires with fireworks, grilling, pissing in the neighbors yard telling them that they really need a privitcy fence and doing paint by numbers with a YOYO.Came back to St Louis for a visit and my moms hip or brain replacement, but...that was in Sept., so I guess I'm gonna stay around for a bit, plus I have to since I decided to buy a house as a gift to myself :)Walking a dog by the tail is like telling a woman she's wrong....IT AINT GONNA END WELL!!!!
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AverelOffline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
Im a very romantic, affectionate and compassionate person. Love to give my girl all the attention she deseves.Very easy to get along with and love to cuddle on the couch with a good movie. I like fishing, hunting, camping, golfing, bon fires, throwing horse shoes, four wheelers, motorcycles. Just about anything outside im up for. Barely ever drink at home, only a social drinker. I enjoy long walks and just coming home from work, grabbing a cup of coffee, sit down on the deck and talk about everyones day. Its a great way to relax and talk with the people u love, before it sarts getting crazy with all the home chores. Love to laugh and carry on, usally with witty sarcasm but just in fun. I enjoy making people laugh. I have a good job that ive been at for 10 yrs. I was blessed with 3 daughters, 2 of which live with me primarily, my oldest is out on her own now. Any other questions, feel free to ask! Dinner and a few drinks, then maybe go for a walk or shoot some pool. We would discuss that together.
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AdaliahOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
I LIKE:- Airplane noise (my dad was a fighter pilot .... yet, I fear turbulence - and, airplane food)- Junior Mints- Monogamous relationships. Herpes scares me. - Communication: it rocks and should be mandated by law- A super clean windshield- The smell of the ocean (the SF Bay doesn't count)- Sneezing- Scallops (& everything else in the ocean***Bubblegum- German Shepherds- Boxer briefs- Mickey Mouse- Breakfast- Intelligence, motivation, and positivity- Dental Floss- Steel drums- Episodes of "COPS"- Thick socks- My iPhone- Big, shiny trucks (I'm like ***Smelling new things- Prison documentaries- The U.S. Soldier - Turkey burgers- Rain- Riding mowers- Going to church on Sundays. It cleanses my psyche and soul. Like squeaky clean. I DO NOT LIKE:- Public hot-tubs. I don't trust the frothy bubbles on top. I'm sure they're little toxic spheres of bacteria.- Exercise balls. They remind me of my incoordination. - Close talkers or coffee breath ... especially close talkers with coffee breath- Liars: For the love of .... if you are ***pounds, but use "average" as your descriptor - you are being dishonest. I'm not a jerk - I'm honest.- If all your photos are self-pics done in restrooms .... especially public. Take this time to ask a friend - even a stranger - to take your picture. Also, wash your camera. It's dirty. - People that have not grasped the proper use of English grammar (i.e., You are = "you're" and it's "definitely" ... NOT "definately")- Sharing a toothbrush (so, bring your own)- Sequins or Lycra. Period. - Tip jars at self-serve frozen yogurt shops- People who check-in at the gym everyday on *** gel (or, Gavin Newsom)- Big and/or furry key-chains- Politicians ... all of them-- People who treat wait-staff poorly- Flutists .... I don't know why- Celine Dion or, similarly, prostate exams- Balancing my checkbook - Male roller-bladers- The smell of bleach- The Raiders - The middle seat- Gum *** - Golf ... it's a "leisure activity" not a "sport"- People who incessantly whistle- Drivers who fail to signal- Profiles that include the statement "Must Love Dogs" (who doesn't?!) or scenery/pet pics with no one in them. Stick your face in there and make it sexy.I believe that online dating is a great way of meeting people you would never otherwise encounter. And, I am just as happy to make new friends, as to meet the love of my life. Okay - that was a slight exaggeration. I'd actually love to meet my next last girl. But, please don't be more than moderately crazy. We will laugh. Together ... not at each other. Or, maybe at each other. But, it will be blissful and fun.