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HollisOffline
Man. 64 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 54-74
Hi there, just a short note to tell you a bit about myself. I am retired from a great career and am quite comfortable financially. I do contract work off and on, in Alberta if the jobs are short in nature. Plan on giving that up in July. I enjoy going bike riding, walking ,running, visiting local events, concerts, going south anywhere warm and sunny, deep sea fishing, attending local fairs and other things like the toronto zoo, western fair etc. Pretty much open to just about everything. I just plain like to travel and experience different cultures. I exercise everyday and would say am somewhat fit and in good health. I tell things like they are, don't ride the fence, am trust worthy, generous to a fault, love to help people, love animals, supportive and definitely not a player. I would like to meet a lady that cares about her appearance, easy going and enjoys the little things in life like going for walks, car touring, sitting out on the porch and just shooting the breeze, some one not afraid to try different things as we all can learn from others experiences of life. Would like this lady to be understanding and supportive as life also gives us our ups and downs, and little bumps along the way. I am a neat and orderly person and would like a lady that is the same. Not looking for a barbie doll but am looking for a gal that is average to fit in body fitness and one who likes to walk, bike and travel, and good conversation. I dress very casually for the most, a short and t shirt type in the summer and jeans etc in cooler weather but can dress up when the need arises. I would like meet a lady that like to travel, doesn't have to be to shangralia but different places. I love warm places. I like rock, easy listening, some new music (Adele , Maroon 5, Pink etc,) some country but not much into rap but music is a personal taste and each enjoys their own likes so I would go to a rap concert in my lady wished me too. I guess my goal is to meet a lady whom to spend the rest of my life with who ,communicates openly, one who loves with out condition, easy going, not afraid to tackle things on her own, simple in tastes and wants and is looking for a man who will support her and love her through thick and thin, be commited to, and respects her, has her back and loves me for whom I am and I would love for whom she is. I want her to wake up each morning and look at me and say I am proud to be with this man and I in turn look at her a feel such a pride in having this lady at my side. That's the gist of it. Nothing fancy or earth shattering, just plain openness. Thank you for reading this.Pretty much open, whatever is decided upon.
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ElmerOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
Born and raised in the wild by a family of Red Squirrels, a sworn enemy of Gwen the Gwey. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, (aka Derek Russo Sugli Alberi - Derek the Red Tree Dweller) commander of the Squirrel Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Squirellius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, so watch your nuts Gwen! N/S only please...I've seen this on a few profiles but have no idea what it means. I can only guess that it means "Non-slappers" or "no scroungers", so that'll do for me, or could it be Non-smokers, that's quite preferable too.Time to freshen this up a bitDue to recent popular demand and also as a reward to my fans around the world, I have decided to update my profile. After all its only fair to spread the joy, plus it makes me feel good too.....and that's all that counts really ;)Please feel free to contact me, I will try to reply, however if I don't, it could mean that, I don't think that we're suited, or, Ive forgotten how to type, or Ive had too much medication and passed out. Similarly, if I do reply, that doesn't mean that I think we're a good match. I just might be feeling chatty, obnoxious, witty, drunk or all eight. It's not like I haven't given you enough material to work with, so please say something more interesting than "Hi, how are you?"By day i work as a lab technician and due to a recent industrial accident have been blessed with the super power of flexibility and springiness, which I abuse to its full extent as a cat burglar and am now known by Interpol as Colin.This new found attribute has enabled me to start a diamond smuggling operation to finance my addiction to wine gums (which I am slowly conquering). I am considering selling my yacht and going into the shoe, flower and chocolate business. I’m an ex F1 driver and in my spare time I model hessian underwear.I can also blow up balloons and look good in big floppy shoes, red nose and curly wig....oh and I forgot to mention I’m also unbeaten at pooh sticks.Update (they seem to be a la mode so why not!)Unless you have gold and diamonds dripping from your ears and fingers or juicy gems sat on your chest i may not reply. (see profession)I'm ultimately looking for someone that can multitask, that way i can sit around all day and do sod all.Please show this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by a shark!~~~/~~~o/~~~Now wheres that nurse with the medication trolley........ Update 14.73 It would appear that its not just men that don't bother to read profiles, I'm still getting "hi there" and "hi how are you" messages.....so pique my interest, say more than hi, catch my eye and you may just get a reply ....oh i enjoyed that.Update 21.6.938.06.a Alas time and medication have now caught up with me and I no longer have dark flowing locks of hair, in fact its decidedly grey! As was once said by a famous Mexican "joo wanna stroaka ma goat?"Pooh Sticks of course
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DarinOffline
Man. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-70
I love experiencing life and I'm up to do almost anything. I enjoy events from tractor pulls to opera and everything in-between. I like a mind-stimulating game of chess and also mind-numbing reruns on Nick-at-Nite. I believe a good time can be had doing just about anything if you have the right attitude, and are with the right person. I've had too much fun in too many places to think otherwise.Maybe I'm just a bad writer, but there's no way I'm going to be able to sum up myself properly in this little white box. If you think the same applies to you, drop me a line and maybe we can talk outside this box.A first date with me would be lunch or dinner.