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Merrie
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.I woo men with my sensuous and godlike kazoo playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- I play bluegrass cello, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. The laws of physics do not apply to me.If you're interested, you know what to do.
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Izzy
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
THINGS THAT TICKLE MY FANCY-LOL:YANKEESRESTAURANTSITALIAN FOODSPANISH FOODBBQsRASPBERRY JELLOFAMILY GUYTEACHINGTHE OCCASIONAL BAR/LOUNGEMUSEUMSBILL MAHERMY SWEATS & HOODIETHE BEACHVACATIONSA.C.-FICTIONBUTCH DOGSMUSIC (MINUS COUNTRY)SCIENCE/HISTORY/DISCOVERY/ETC. CHANNELSPLAYING SOFTBALLLOGICAL THINKINGGUYS WHO CAN BUILD/FIX THINGSTHINGS I CANNOT STAND:REALITY T.V.-ESP.LIARS/CHEATERSTEA CUP DOGSTRAIN TRACKSHATERSSTUPID PEOPLESEAFOODMEN WITH GIRLY HANDSRODENTSGUYS WITH MUSCLES THAT ARE BIGGER THAN THEIR HEADS WHICH ALSO AFFECTS THEIR ABILITY TO TOUCH THEIR SHOULDERS...SMHRELIGIOUS FREAKSWASHING DISHESPEOPLE WHO ALWAYS TRY TO ONE-UP YOUSLOW DRIVERSWHEN GUYS DO KISSY-FACES IN PICSSPRINGTIMEREPUBLICANSMUSHROOMSDRAMA (NOT REFERRING TO THE THEATER)WHEN MY ELECTRONIC DEVICES STOP WORKINGAMERICAN HISTORYSELF-CENTERED PEOPLE**IF YOU'RE NOT SMILING IN ANY OF YOUR PICS I'M GOING TO ASSUME THAT YOU EITHER HAVE NO TEETH, ARE A PUNK-ASS, OR BOTH. HAPPY FISHING. ;) SURPRISE ME (HOPEFULLY WITH SOMETHING INTERESTING) :)
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Kim
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Looking to find someone with similar qualities as myself. I m easy going, funny, honest, & kind hearted. I enjoy spending time with family and friends. Most of my time is occupied by work and all the duties of being a single mom, but there's still a lil time for the right guy :) I'm not picky. Just about anything that's fun and allows getting to know each other.