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EddieOnline
Man. 70 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-70
Hi! My name is Eddie. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Chunchula, Alabama, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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RonOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
If you are reading this then you are the victim of bait and switch. Sadly, there are no free shoes to be had here, but you may be the lucky winner of a night of stimulating conversation and chivalrous companionship. I promise my initial deception will be my last.That being said, I am looking for a sane, normal woman who also finds herself seeking companionship via the internet only because of the ever evolving nature of our culture. In other words, “Hey crazy ladies, DO NOT contact me. I’m looking for a date not a restraining order.”Things I like (that you will probably like too): I am good with money, I like to cook, read, and spend time with other cute couples like ourselves doing fun metropolitan-ish like things, and I spend my free time thinking of revolutionary ways to make my partners life more fulfilling.Things I like (that you might not be that crazy about): I like to hunt, fish, play poker, and I smoke about 4 cigars per year. I don’t need to do those things all the time, but when I want to put on my “Man Pants” I need some tactful consideration from you. In return, I will see up to two chick flicks per month and will quarterly go to the mall and rave about how that new Coach purse brings out the mischievousness in your eyes. Deal?I recently had some Glamor Shots taken of me with my shirt off in front of my kickin'A 92’ Camaro. Sadly, they are not yet ready. (sigh)I didn’t think this actually needed to be included in a dating forum, but I guess it does. No, I do not happen to have herpes, and you SHOULDN’T either. Also, congrats for being a big beautiful woman that carries it well, but we will not be romantically compatible. I AM NOT looking for a Barbie doll, but if your weight prevents you from playing sports and normal activities like tying your shoes I’m sorry, but please don’t make me like you through e-mails. It would be uncomfortable for both of us.With that in mind, let me tell you about me physically. I am 6’2” 200lbs I am a former Marine and athlete so I have wide shoulders and a big frame. I am also 38 years old. In other words, even if I feel like I’m twenty I’m not, and I don’t expect you to look like the mental image of yourself either; I get it, we were hot, now we're just hot in different ways.Please, just be normal. Also, I’m not looking for anyone 10 years my junior or senior. Maybe the rarest of exemptions could be made, but you would have to knock my socks off, not with beauty but with a soul connection, and I don’t really believe in those. I think we learn to love. Thanks for reading and farewell for now. Public, you in you own car and me in mine. If either of us says, "I'm experiencing acid reflux, please excuse me." Then that is the code word for abort mission. If we click then a mutual decision to go somewhere else (not a motel room) based on our interests would be welcomed.
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MilfordOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I've been told I'm quite the dichotomy. I'm the responsible dad and dedicated military officer, yet I still listen to hip hop and snowboard like I'm eighteen. I'm pretty easy to get to know and have a great sense of humor and I really care about family. On that note, I have two little girls that are the bestest ever! Well they are not so little anymore, 11 and 14, but are still my babies :) I spend a lot of time at the mall and hosting sleepovers with little girls everywhere! I wouldn't change it for the world, even if I do hate shopping more than a sharp stick in the eye...I don't have a perfect life. I have a dog with a drinking problem (can you say bulimia?), a kid with an addiction to Bath and Body Works and a cat that enjoys eskimo kisses at 3 AM (evil, cats are evil). Me, I can't stop trying new things. Over the last year it's been guitar, ATVs, motorcycles, Brazillian Jiu Jitsu and fishing. Next year, who knows? I have such 1st world problems haha!!I enjoy the company of good friends over a pint at the pub on the weekends and I love to debate the issues of the day (and some that aren't of the day). I'm in full swing with my Masters (ugh) so I'll be a busy fella until the end of the year when I graduate (yessssss), but I'll have time to develop a relationship with someone who's HONEST above all else and is willing to keep things at a moderate pace. I attract the crazies that want to marry after one month...So hey, that's me! I'm just a regular dude with a slightly irregular height. I would love to meet you! Ooh, the dreaded first date! I think there's nothing better than grabbing a drink or two, letting go of your inhibitions so we both can really get to know each other. Sloppy drunk is best. Nah, just kidding, coffee and dessert is a good start, maybe catch some live music.