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JanaewilsonOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-39
First off, I'm only wearing make-up in 1 of my pictures, so please don't hate. I have lived with my roommate Evan since October ***& we now have 3 cats named Butt-Butt, Mickerbocker, & Tobie-Wan Kenobi. My hobbies include singing karaoke (which I'm only mediocre at), whale watching, & going to feline agility competitions. I have been working as a professional pet sitter since September ***. It isn't lucrative but I really enjoy it. Also, I am pansexual so I'm open to all gender identities. And to spice things up, here are 4 random facts about me: 1) I can't stand spicy food. It makes my nose runny, my eyes water, & I start sweating every time I eat something that's too spicy. 2) I'm scared to death of roller coasters. I get that from my mom. 3) I'm allergic to clams, cottage cheese, & olives. 4) I can only wink with my right eye. What I'm looking for in a person: -No tattoos -No piercings, plugs, stiff neck rings, or lip plates -No subdermal &/or transdermal implants (devices placed under the human skin for decorative purposes in body modification) -No criminal record (misdemeanors &/or felonies) -Doesn't have any STDs and/or STIs -Doesn't use & has never used illegal drugs (including marijuana) -Doesn't use & has never used tobacco, peyote, salvia, &/or hookah (smoking or chewing) -Doesn't use & has never used electronic cigarettes, personal vaporizers, or electronic nicotine delivery systems -Doesn't drink alcohol in excess (No alcoholics & nobody that drinks alcohol for the purpose of getting drunk) -Never drank alcohol while they were under the age of ***Doesn't want to have any children in the future -Doesn't have Intermittent Explosive Disorder, Schizophrenia, Bipolar I Disorder, or Bipolar II Disorder -5'8" or taller (if a man) with a BMI of 30 or less -Isn't a fascist, nazi, communist, or conspiracy theorist -Isn't racist, sexist, misogynistic, or homophobic -Isn't pretentious or ostentatious -Isn't easily offended and/or overly sensitive -Has good personal hygiene and is clean-shaven (I'm not a fan of facial hair) -Men need to be circumcised (It's just healthier & cleaner) -Has 24 or more of his/her 32 teeth (No toothless people!) -Doesn't bite his/her fingernails, toenails, &/or hangnails -Has an IQ of ***or above -Has a job/career (I could care less whether it's part-time or full-time) -Has his/her own means of transportation (I could care less whether it's a Vespa or a Bugatti Veyron) -Is an animal lover & isn't allergic to cats -Speaks, reads, & writes fluently in English -Resides in Southern California, preferably Orange County. If you meet all of my criteria & I meet all of yours, please e-mail me at *** or text me at ***.
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HbvampOnline
Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-47
Hi! My name is Hbvamp. I am never married spiritual but not religious hispanic woman without kids from Huntington Beach, California, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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KittyOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I enjoy nature and being outdoors. The peaceful serenity it offers in its simple untouched state is incomparable...it keeps me grounded when the chaos of life becomes unwelcome. I like camping, kayaking, fishing, hiking, etc. Just being waterside is totally relaxing and enjoyable. I'm outgoing and spontaneous, because to me, that's what makes life fun and exciting. I love music, of all sorts, and am never far from intrigued when introduced to something new. I enjoy the company of honest people who make me laugh,and hold a general optimistic outlook. I am compassionate, laid back, affectionate, and speak with sarcasm more times than not. I'd like to stumble upon someone who knows who they are and what they're looking to achieve..in life, and in a relationship- someone with similar interests as me who holds themselves accountable to their own expectations. I am looking for someone I can enjoy my time with and be myself around. I also come attached with a five year old little boy whom I am a full-time Mom to. So if you just felt any hesitation, do us both a favor and locate the arrow pointing backwards ; ) I'm not picky. Be simple, thoughtful, and yourself..I'll do the same, nobody wants to meet a fake identity to find the real one several dates later. Lets just have fun and enjoy the time spent!