SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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ArmandoOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Remember a man with only 1 chop stick will always go hungry ...At the end of the day ... its night !!!!!!!!!!!And if uve got 'shine bright like a diamond ' as ur headline , dont even bother messaging !!!Theres no i in team but there is an i in meat pie which meat is an anogram of team!!!!!!!Dont tell me " The skys the limit " when theres footprints on the moon
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GaelOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Why you are here:1. You thought I resembled Sloth from Goonies, so your curiosity got the better of you and you clicked on my picture...2. You thought I looked "serious"..oh how wrong you were!3. Your finger slipped, perhaps whilst checking out the hottie in the profile "above" mine.... it happens....I forgive you... ^.^---I heard that one of the best ways to break the ice (other than using a 20 ton penguin) was to open with a joke. So here goes:Why are pirates called pirates?Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!Hey I didn't say it was gonna be a good one, did I?!---International Man of Mystery and master of many useless (and a sprinkling of useful) talents!!I'm not going to fall in to the normal trap of trying to convince you that I'm this and I'm great at that, as I don't like giving you the impression that I'm a piece of meat (or veg!) on the counter and you MUST buy me!! :)Weeelll maybe just a little taster then...I consider myself to be well mannered and old skool (who says chivalry is dead?!). Confident, but also contrastly self-abased and grounded.My so called friends describe me as a "self confessed wise-ass with pretty bad sense of humour"....pretty much spot on!I seem to attract more members of the same sex than that of the fairer. Flattered but in all seriousness...errmm..no thanks!!---What people first notice about me:"Yaaay baldy!""Oh my god, it's Fat Vin Diesel!""Oh my god, is that Omid Djalili?"Things I like1. Bad humour2. Big old cars (to make up for my massively tiny penis...OBVIOUSLY)3. The familiar feeling "when the penny finally drops"4. Laughing so hard you sound like a demented sea lion....5. Thai food... nom6. Android phone...yeah that's right I said Android NOT APPLE! Looks like we may have to throw down over this one... :***On a more serious note (uh-oh!), values that I regard highly are;HonestyConfidenceHumilityGraceMannersHumourChivalry (no it's not dead!)Happy Fishin! ^.^
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CyrilOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
So this is the part where I'm suppose to tell you why I'm so great? :/ Well, here goes... I like to think I have a good sense of humour. I can always take a good joke at my own expense, if you're too uptight to be teased I don't think we'd get on though. Can't all be one way traffic now!I try to keep in shape and exercise regularly, although I'm not obsessed with it or anything. If there's something better to do I'd happily do it ***'m looking to try new things, enjoy new experiences with somebody new. Who knows, it could be you...maybe.I realise none of the above make me great really, that may mean I've failed at this part :( maybe you could just take pity on me ***!? Haha.I must be too modest. Blowing your own trumpet isn't the easiest thing to do on something like this though, also I don't think it's an overly attractive quality anyway.So, If you haven't been bored too much by this and would like to know anything else, you know what to do... If not, no worries. You have just wasted 40 seconds of your life that you'll never get back though :PHappy Fishing x