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JeanettaOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I like to have fun and will try anything once. I am looking for someone that is the same way. I want someone that likes to go out and have a blast and dance and make friends, but can also hang out at home and just watch a movie and take it easy as well. I have a 5 year old son, so my perfect match would have to like children. I have split custody, so my son lives with me 50% of the time. I like it here and do not plan on ever leaving. I am looking to meet new people whether that means dating or even just friends.
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YolandeOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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ElysiaOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
The bar scene has never been my thing, and if it's your thing we are probably not going to be a match. I am educated, responsible and have a great job. I love to travel, go to concerts, try new restaurants and spend time with friends and family. I am not really into sports so if you are a sports fanatic we are probably not going to be a match either. However, I don't mind watching or going to a game every once in awhile. A good sense of humor is a must!