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JanaewilsonOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-39
First off, I'm only wearing make-up in 1 of my pictures, so please don't hate. I have lived with my roommate Evan since October ***& we now have 3 cats named Butt-Butt, Mickerbocker, & Tobie-Wan Kenobi. My hobbies include singing karaoke (which I'm only mediocre at), whale watching, & going to feline agility competitions. I have been working as a professional pet sitter since September ***. It isn't lucrative but I really enjoy it. Also, I am pansexual so I'm open to all gender identities. And to spice things up, here are 4 random facts about me: 1) I can't stand spicy food. It makes my nose runny, my eyes water, & I start sweating every time I eat something that's too spicy. 2) I'm scared to death of roller coasters. I get that from my mom. 3) I'm allergic to clams, cottage cheese, & olives. 4) I can only wink with my right eye. What I'm looking for in a person: -No tattoos -No piercings, plugs, stiff neck rings, or lip plates -No subdermal &/or transdermal implants (devices placed under the human skin for decorative purposes in body modification) -No criminal record (misdemeanors &/or felonies) -Doesn't have any STDs and/or STIs -Doesn't use & has never used illegal drugs (including marijuana) -Doesn't use & has never used tobacco, peyote, salvia, &/or hookah (smoking or chewing) -Doesn't use & has never used electronic cigarettes, personal vaporizers, or electronic nicotine delivery systems -Doesn't drink alcohol in excess (No alcoholics & nobody that drinks alcohol for the purpose of getting drunk) -Never drank alcohol while they were under the age of ***Doesn't want to have any children in the future -Doesn't have Intermittent Explosive Disorder, Schizophrenia, Bipolar I Disorder, or Bipolar II Disorder -5'8" or taller (if a man) with a BMI of 30 or less -Isn't a fascist, nazi, communist, or conspiracy theorist -Isn't racist, sexist, misogynistic, or homophobic -Isn't pretentious or ostentatious -Isn't easily offended and/or overly sensitive -Has good personal hygiene and is clean-shaven (I'm not a fan of facial hair) -Men need to be circumcised (It's just healthier & cleaner) -Has 24 or more of his/her 32 teeth (No toothless people!) -Doesn't bite his/her fingernails, toenails, &/or hangnails -Has an IQ of ***or above -Has a job/career (I could care less whether it's part-time or full-time) -Has his/her own means of transportation (I could care less whether it's a Vespa or a Bugatti Veyron) -Is an animal lover & isn't allergic to cats -Speaks, reads, & writes fluently in English -Resides in Southern California, preferably Orange County. If you meet all of my criteria & I meet all of yours, please e-mail me at *** or text me at ***.
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AngelineOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I love God, family, adventure, and beauty...looking to light each other up from the inside, out. Lets grill steaks, turn the music up, dance around the house and laugh all night long;) Go for early morning runs together, and church on Sundays...live music with friends on Friday nights, get lost on the beach on Saturdays. Camping, boating, skiing and traveling make me ridiculously happy;) I am sarcastic, spontaneous, and always look for the silver lining. Love, laughter, joy and peace are my renewable energy sources. I have a 7 year old boy who I love more than life itself;) Life is too short to spend it alone...I want a best friend, a lover and a partner in crime...I want real. #prayplaylaughlove
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Susanna53Offline
Woman. 56 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-57
I am caring, loving & affectionate... ***SusannaBaas53 art proton.me