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Merle, 31
United States, Florida, Hollywood

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About Me

Here is what I believe to be true. ……I do nothing halfway If you can’t laugh at yourself I will do it for you. If you can’t say something nice, say something dirty. I appreciate everyone, however, I appreciate some more in their absence. The only difference between my driving and a monkey forcibly defiling a football is mph and opposable thumbs.If it cannot be achieved in high heels it may not be worth doing.. Familiarity breeds complacency. A little Bootie Shorts go a long way. In the practice of tolerance, your enemy is your best teacher. The shortest distance between 2 people is usually unbearable. Compromise is what you get when no one gets what they want. Relationships are not fair, they are not just. At a minimum make yours equitable.A friend helps you move, a good friend helps you move a body. Money Doesn’t change people, it reveals them. Men who wear their wealth, consume their success in objects, merely become janitors of their things. You may rewrite and bury your past. You may manufacture a successful future. This matters little when you can’t look in the mirror today.When you value money over your principles you soon loose both. You can’t ride 2 horses with one a$$. To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved. Build a bridge and get over it.I’ Marriages come and go but divorce is forever. Talk is often cheap and filled with air. I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it. Some girls don’t know the right decision til they make all the wrong ones. When you are interested in something, you do it when its convenient. When you are committed, you accept no excuses, only results.If you can’t love yourself, no one is going to do it for you. Women should try on a salad and a treadmill, long before soliciting the services of Spanx. My guardian angels are eligible for hazard pay. "You can't call it the shocker if you do it every time"- AManFriend and his crooked smile Music--Amelie, Lucky Number Slevin, Boondock Saints, Goodfellas, The Air I Breathe, The Shawshank Redemption, Requiem for a Dream, Gran Turino. Someday I want to live in a place with people like the people from the town in Lars and The Real Girl.If you have a skeleton in your closet, you better teach it to dance Not sure, maybe watch a game, if you can ice skate, major points. If you send me a picture of your manhood you will never get a date.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Classical Fishing Korean Thai History Horror Sci-Fi
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