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Edie
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
**You are going to have to read the profile to get to the joke...this will weed out most you, but it's a good tactic;)Hey,So here it goes...I'm not your average girl on a dating site...you just don't know it yet! My life is characterized by moments spent in the fast lane, but pit stops along the way. All that being said I take time to just breathe and take in how truly wonderful this life is. Among my many phrases by which I choose to adopt in my everyday mantras are fan favourites like: "Work hard, play hard", "Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you are going to get next." Random important facts:- I hit the gym on the regular (I don't just go on some weird cardio machine for hours...I squat and dead lift!)- I take pride in doing things that most people take for granted extremely well (You could perform open-heart surgery on my kitchen floor)- I can milk a cow and bale hay like a champ (Farmgirl in me)- Casual gal, but when it counts I can get dressed to the nines!- I like to dance (What girl doesn't eh)- The three R's I live by: Roadtrips, Red Wine and Red Meat!Feel free to message me with any questions and I look forward to hearing from you!Tips for the fellas:- Write more than: "Hey", "How are you" or the riveting "Sup"- Shirtless photos most likely equals douchebag (Class is free)- I will judge you on poor grammar or spelling mistakes (Direct reflection on how you present yourself.)- And above all else...be ORIGINAL!See, I kept my promise: the bartender asks what can I get you, the baby seal replies anything but Canadian Club! Anything that involves you being charming and witty...and me being fed! Seriously though, coffee will do just fine and we will take it from there.
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Praise
Online
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
If I don't answer messages, I'm sorry, I just may not be ready. Please don't be offended.Still skeptical about this online thing....lol....I am a kid at heart and love to laugh. My favorite thing is summer time. Love being outdoors, hanging at the lake, boating, bonfires, camping. I like skating and sliding in winter, but I get cold easy. LOL! I LOVE music. I like a little bit of a lot of different kinds of music, but Country is my fav. I love to sing.....though I'm not great at it! Hahahaha! Sometimes I think music expresses what we feel when we can't find the words. Total techno-dork here, I love gadgets! LOL! I'm trying to be a healthier me by eating better and exercising, but I'm no health nut by any means. I love chocolate....who doesn't!!! LOL! I'm little quiet and shy at first, but once you get to know me you'll see I have a big heart. I am a very affectionate person and like to cuddle and touch. If you are looking for a party girl I am NOT it. I do enjoy garage parties with my very large, very musical family though. :) I dabble with the piano a bit, but still have a lot to learn. LOL! And I have a guitar which I would love to have someone teach me to play! LOl! ;)Though I may not be brilliant, I'm not an airhead either. So please don't contact me with some cheesy line, I've heard a lot of them and they don't impress me much, but more than just "Hi" would be appreciated. LOL! I am a real person with my own opinions and I want to be treated as an equal. I don't like when people pretend to be something they're not. Just be who you are....and I'll do the same. :) I would never ask anything of you that I wasn't willing to give in return. I am not a "user", and I don't play games. I also don't sleep around, so if that's all you're looking for please don't contact me.Just so we aren't wasting anyone's time if you are a smoker or smoke dope...it won't work. I'm allergic, and that's not what I'm about. Not condemning anyone for your personal choice, so please don't condemn me because this is my personal choice.We have all been through enough to know that physical attraction and chemistry DO matter. I realize I may not be everyone's deepest desire, just like you might not be mine. So if the magic isn't there, I'm sorry, I don't wanna hurt anyone, but I don't want to lead anyone on either.....just as I wouldn't want you to do to me.Just looking for my best friend and my other half...the one who "gets" my weirdness. I hope you are out there. :) And I hope each one of you finds what you are looking for too. :)I found this the other day, and though I didn't write it I think it best summarizes...ME...lol"I'm quirky, silly, blunt, and broken. My days are sometimes too dark, and my nights are sometimes too long. I often trip over my own insecurities. I require attention, long for passion, and wish to be desired. I use music to speak when words fail me, even though words are as important to me as the air I breathe. I love hard and with all I have.....and even with my faults, I am worth loving.""We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." ---Dr. SeussP.S. Guys please have a photo available. I posted mine, so its only fair! ;)
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Ddtythdthtr
Online
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-45
Hello, I'm Joyce. I'm new on this site its really nice and I checked out your profile, in fact i really like all what your profile says about you and its seems that we have lots in common’s.I would like to hear from you and i would like us to share pictures.You can kindly add me on Google Chat on joycexoxo***AT gmail com or ***