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TjOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-39
I live alone in my own house. I have a dog, and a puppy. I like old cars. I like the outdoors. Watch a lot of netflix. Love watching live music. Learning to play guitar. And would love to go to the beach someday and get a good sunburn. ***.
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CamOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I'm pretty laid-back and drama-free but also quietly driven and passionate. I was raised to be an idealist with values and I try to stick to them most of the time lol. I'm tall (6'5") and I hit the gym 6 days a week. I'm a major smartass but also have a gentleman side too. Anything you wanna know just ask. Something fun and simple like a comedy club.
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ReardenOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
WARNING: If you have a picture of yourself dangling upside down to illustrate that your boobs can cover 3 quarters of your face then I will not respond. I'm aware that this is an impressive feat, and great bar conversion however I feel it's best not to get involved with a girl that shows the world this sort of talent.there is something you need to know about me before you read further... My neighbor drives a Toyota! I know it's awful. There is nothing i can do about it I've tried. I yelled at him one night under my breath.."buy amurikan you fascist!", and gave him a stern 'buy American look'. i don't think he knew i was there, but I'm positive he felt it. things reached a peak a few weeks ago when he said "this weather is perfect isn't it?" he knows damn well two people can't have identical subjectively perfect weather preferences, but he said it anyways. i played his game and agreed, but i was thinking heck no this isn't perfect. it's perfect in my house where it's 71.5 degrees. before you ask no my a/c doesn't goto halves. i set it to 72 and put out lots of buckets of ice works pretty good.I hate socialism. So if you believe in any kind of government intervention I dont want to hear about your commie ways. If you are looking for a man who will really understand YOU then I'm it. You see when understanding a woman I start by thinking of a man and then I take away reason and accountability. Thus creating my system of understanding you, a woman, where everything else may be deduced from based on this a priori truth. think of all those legions of books written trying to figure out women that could have been avoided if sound praxeological theorem was established.Let's get some of these generic questions out of the way:yes, sometimes i put on a hoodie and beanie stand in front of the mirror and blast eminem "lose yourself" while i envision myself being an mc. No i don't like rap or want to be a rapper, but if my white ass ever finds itself in 8 mile id want to be prepared. Rap battles spontaneously produce themselves there all the time!yes i think ***sinead oconnor at the mtv vmas was smoking hot. no i don't think I'm gay for finding a bald woman who had boyish looks attractive. i thought i had one time, but she said no. and I hate shopping. There are too many products out there to make good decisions. I don't do it because it puts me in a shopping mood, but because it makes me constantly think how am i going to be able to afford whatever I'm buying AND pay this fictional orchestra's wages if i don't hurry the hell up.Just message me if you want to know anything. I suck at this whole selling yourself thing. Probably get some chicken or goto a nice seafood and steak dinner and NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN.or doing anything that would get us labeled as terrorists by the state.