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ElyasafOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Hi, thanks for looking at my profile! Grab a seat and have a glass of wine while I waffle on about myself! I like carving dolphins from old, discarded unicorn horns, and embellishing them with mermaid scales. In my spare time, I advise NASA on the least congested routes to new planet systems, assuming I've kept up to date with my World Peace papers.That aside, I am also involved in a serious discussion with myself about whether to update my profile with something vaguely serious.And FFS, some of you, tidy up before you take your pictures! I've got enough ironing of my own without seeing yours too! A coffee at Central Perk, or a G&T in the Hard Rock Cafe.
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RubyOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Before we start, some useless facts:A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes (O.M.G.!!!) A****oach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump ***times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. ***minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,***taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God love that pig!) LoLSo I find myself back on this site to see if my luck will change, after all my career path and situation has lately and for the betterPOF say to do the following:1. Talk about your hobbies - I like mine but not everybody does so why bore that person?2. Talk about your goals and aspirations - I think I've reached them but who knows what I'll set in the future?3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique - I'm the only me so that makes me unique LoL4. Talk about your taste in music - Varied, like a bit of everythingIf you want to know anything then send us a message but will say I'm genuine and not looking to play games. Whats a first date??? haha!!!
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ThomasOnline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-99
Hi! My name is Thomas. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Lutz, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.