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DerrickOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Looking for the love of my life. I am a big ole' teddy bear who just wants some affection. I am a good, honest, hard working man whom knows how to treat a lady. If you are interested in a romantic who will sweep you off your feet just hmu. I am here to please you! I have respect for women and cherish mine to the fullest so would you like the chance to know what being loved really is? I am the one for you so just let me know and I will be more than happy to take the time and treat you as the Queen you are. :) Please know I prefer to talk over the phone not typing on here. So if you would call me and lets chat...I am being honest I like to know that it is you I am talking to and not some kid or a guy pretending, So use my number if I give it to you. If you can not understand that then do not talk to me please. I am looking for the Love of my life someone who wants to be with me and I her and if you are scared to exchange numbers do not bother keep fishing.. Thanks... Being the Romantic I am and sweeping her off her feet.
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WeaverOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I enjoy morning coffee, a brisk walk, friends, travel, delicious desserts.... and music. I\'m attracted to strong minded, assertive people who know how to handle themselves in almost any situation.
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JosesOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Online surveys show I am 17% On Tuesdays after 4pm I perform spleen transplants at no charge. I'm an expert in Tae-- I am a private citizen, yet receive fan mail. Critic’s worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wears. I can touch MC Hammer and I don’ While sailing the seven seas I discovered an eighth. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life… but forgot to write it down. On Mondays I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. He generally refers to myself in fourth person. The laws of physics do not apply to me.If you’ve made it this far and laughed please continue... if you’re scratching your head please move on to the next profile. Half a brain and a sense of humor are prerequisites for me. (If you want to know more about me look up at my interests.)***NOTE*** If you are “chucking deuces” and doing the “duck face" in all your profile pics then please get in your car, lock the doors and drive it into a lake. Thanks! Cordless bungee jumping... It's the latest smash hit!