SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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SidneyOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Let's see if people actually read these things...First, I don't like starting the conversation on these sites because I know you women probably get bombarded by guys and end up having ***messages a day. So if you feel like a good fun conversation, or just to meet a new friend, please feel free to shoot me a message. I have a very witty and sometimes sarcastic sense of humor. I tend to make people laugh all the time and its one of the things people seem to like most about me. Hmm, things I like to do... Going to ball games, going out with friend's on the boat, fishing, and love riding my motorcycle on charity rides. Figured I better add this so I can get it out of the way..." I am a biker, I look like a biker, I do have shoulder length blonde hair and I do have a LOT of tattoos" If that bothers you, please just pass me by! I am who I am. P.S. I have read alot of profiles on here and I can't believe how many times I've seen this on someone's profile... "and if you want to meet, have the decency to actually show up". Amazing!!!P.S.S. Two new rules.. 1) Please no druggies... 2) If you sat on more d^icks than you have chairs, I'm not interested... I noticed that all then women on here pretty much say the same thing..."be creative". So, Here's my creativity. We meet up at a local liquor store, you wait out side and keep the engine running while I go in and demand all the cash, a bottle of Mad Dog ***,and a beef jerky. If no high speed pursuit entails, we head down to the river, maybe get us a Crave Case of sliders to go with our fine wine and jerky I just "aquired"...Sit on the bench, get trashed, and throw our pickles at the passing children. Yes this is a joke, I would never waste my pickles like that...
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JarvisOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I'm puzzled as to why this is taking so long. According to what I've read women are looking for guys who are tall, dark and handsome (check). Employed (check). Own a vehicle and have a valid licence / are insured (check). Own a house (check). No drama (check). No criminal background (check). No kids (check). No crazy exgirlfriends (check). Not gay (check). Not into playing games with peoples hearts (check). And drug/disease free (check). I'm open to most ideas like horseback riding, picnics in the woods or on the beach, comedy clubs, dinner or just sitting down with a cup of coffee. A movie on the other hand is best saved for a later date because the rest of the audience hates talking during the movie. A movie could work though if we decide to stay home and watch it while we talk or go to a Drive-In. And if you have an idea that's not listed just let me know.
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RubyOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
First and foremost I'm a single father of my 14 year old son. We've been on our own for 13 plus years and he is my world. I can be a couch potato or be outside, whichever fits the situation. Looking for something long-term, ready to settle down again. I love anything having to do with kids, have coached 3 sports a year for the past 7 years. I like any kind of music, except rap...I can go along with pretty much anything and am looking for the same. Not into the drama...Love a tatted up woman, I'm inked all over but all of them can be covered for work and whatnot.Perfectly content being single, but really would like to have that special someone in my life...Thought it was time to change bait, wasn't catching any keepers... Anything that involves talking somewhere public and somewhat quiet so if the interest isn't mutual we can cut it short.