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MechelleOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I’m a ****! I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. I'll report you to your boss if you call in sick because you were out drinking with your buddies the night before. On that note, I will not allow you out past midnight and sports bars are off limits permanently. Don't even think about me ever going out of my way to make you feel special either. I expect you to be as quick as a super hero when I repeatedly call you, you will be speed dial number's 1-9...if zero weren't already pre-assigned you would have that too. I will not do your laundry, and insist that you do it, including mine of course. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. I will NOT accept anything less than hang drying all my clothes and finishing them with a passionate hot iron finesse. Also I don’t do romance, but need to wine'd and dine'd like a classic romance box office hit. I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live). Hahaha! Oops...that's you that expects the action...nope I don't do that either. meetville (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – gawking at other men while you're not looking2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich man to take care of me, hopefully one that's blind so he doesn't catch me gawking at other men3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit, but I require you to be double than the average so I can validate myself through you4. Your taste in music – all those artists and songs that would make you think I'm so music savvy you'd want to get to know me solely based off of my tastes. OK gentlemen, I'm waiting for your ***…go Wellllll....two smart people should = one brilliant idea.Picture-less profiles= no reply, I have nothing to hide, let's be equal
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ClemmieOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I like to think that I am an intelligent, creative, friendly individual with a pretty good sense of humor. I like to eat, sometimes a little too much? I love snowboarding. There's nothing better than riding down the side of a mountain under a crystal clear blue sky, the snow soft as cotton and the trees are a stunning dark green in contrast. It's basically the best feeling in the world. I have really grown to like hiking too, I love living downtown but I think that, now that I do, I have an even greater appreciation for the mountains and just getting a chance to get out of the city and climb a mountain!I really like slurpees. I have an odd sense of humor.. I'm very well-known for crossing the line and making jokes that will make you groan or cover your ears, but regardless, I promise I will have you laughing, whether it is awkward or genuine :) ... I blame it on the influence blink***has had on me for the past 13 years. I love having deep conversations with anyone for hours. I am super spontaneous. I find doing things at the spur of the moment rather than planning for it makes it much more exciting! The more adventures I can embark on, the better!For me, life is a once-only opportunity. I believe that once you die, that is the end. So I plan to live my life to the fullest, dream big and go for it. Dive in head first and hopefully, by the end of the day, I've done everything to the best of my ability. Coffee or a quick drink. Get to know each other and see if there's potential to hang out again!
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OmegaOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
a. I am a single mom to an amazing 8 year old little boy. He is my pride and joy. And comes first!! I am a freelance massage therapist. I love music, sports, shopping, the beach, and just hanging out. I am honest. I love to laugh. I don't play games. I live a drama free life. I can not have anymore children due to health issues I had to have my uterus removed :( Some of my favorites:orange, unc basketball, yanks, cards, music-rap and hip hop, hot wings, and clothes :)Not being mean but please don't message me if you are only looking for only a physical relationship, if your default picture is of you with the middle finger up and/or of you drinking alcohol. I'm a lady. I am not looking for childish behavior. Please be respectful :)My schedule right now is a little crazy so I am looking for someone with patience. Meeting in a public place, somewhere just to get to know each other better, a relaxed feel but not a bar!! Dinner, mini golfing, a walk, something that helps make things less awkward.