SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Morbid LunacyOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-45
Always the hardest thing to do. I have four children who currently do not live with me but whom I spend as much time with as possible. Was burned by my ex of 17 years. Ready to find someone to enjoy life with. I love doing things together as a couple. I am an affectionate person. I enjoy everything from a nice dinner to staying in and watching a good movie together. I am a man with manly urges and needs, but that is not my priority. I want to find my missing puzzle piece. I have a German shepherd who is my other child.
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OswaldoOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
SWM in non-existant job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex, hustling, and mutual psychological torture. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Elvis Presley Revival Band's Greatest Hits. Way down deep, I'm very shallow. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 31, but look 58 and feel 65. I'm looking for a fun evening that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or at the emergency room. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your nude photos. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. For our first date we should head over to Wal- You wouldn't have to get all dressed up an stuff, I could find out what your favorite color was and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 49, serious replies please…P.S. This hopefully made you laugh because it is fictitious. I think a good first meet up would be for coffee and figure out if we click. I'm old school and a first date needs to be asked in person.
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AllysdareOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
Navy Veteran, 6 years construction background, 2 years as a fire fighter with the U.S. Forest Service, 1 year as a volunteer fire fighter. I love the outdoors, love to travel, love sports and being active. I am big into camping, fishing, hiking, wakeboarding, swimming, quading, dirtbike riding and pretty much anything that gets me out of the house and out doing something fun and adventurous. I also enjoy nights in watching movies and relaxing with a good girl to enjoy it with! I pretty much just like to enjoy life as best as I can when there is oppurtunity. A nice first date for me would start off maybe early on when the sun is still out. Maybe a nice walk downtown with good conversation. Head out to a nice dinner, maybe to a good sushi restaurant accompanied by a few drinks and laughs. If things seem to progress, well who knows where the night, or even future dates could take us.