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Midlifecrescendo, 58
United States, Illinois, Vernon Hills

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About Me

First, it should be said that I'm generally a fan of the autobiography - provided I'm not the author. With that - here's to "leaning into discomfort" as they say... In me, you'll find a witty, chivalrous, devoted software engineer possessed of strong character and integrity. The same package comes with an unrelenting purpose not just to find humor in all things, but to simply expose it where it lives - which of course is everywhere. I'm what I'll call an 'elastic romantic' which just means we can walk up the stairs to our box at the theatre, you with a rose in one hand, my hand in your other - or we can just wipe mustard from each other's faces at Nathan's. In you, I'll find a woman of authentic warmth and kindness above all... Then, you're 'that girl' who loves those small, unexpected gestures of affection, loves to laugh hysterically (hopefully at my dry situational wit) and looks forward to planned travel and the spontaneous weekend road-trip alike. You're strong and independent, but appreciate being looked after - even doted on from time to time. If we connect and you have kids, they are part of you and the most joyous part of your life. You would never put me ahead of them. After all that introspection, I'm actually quite happy as the prototypical "great guy", with interesting wrinkles of only the good kind: • I have a big, generous, empathetic heart - I just don't wear it on my sleeve - (but tend to be protective of those who do). • I'm a big animal guy - huge actually (nothing activist or extreme)... Dogs, cats, love both. Equines are a life long favorite, but for now I'm content sticking to what you can bring into the house. (;-\u007E***• I love to make people laugh - that gut-busting, endorphin-releasing, neurotransmitter-boosting laugh. • I harbor (ok... pun intended) an unrealized passion for boating. • If you're bored (or mad at me), and would like to see me writhe in agony - feed me celery. • Mean people fear me. Arrogant people learn to. • I love the Blackhawks, forgive the Cubs, support the Sox, have the Bears in the corner on "timeout", and generally speaking - avoid Fire. I think that about covers it (for now anyway)... Thanks for stopping by, best wishes in your search.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No, but my partner can have them

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Agnostic

  • Political views

    Middle of the Road

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Camping / Hiking Cooking Craft Making Cycling Gardening Internet Browsing Music Photography Shopping Swimming Traveling Watching Movies Watching TV Charity Collecting Outdoor Hobbies Pets Play Sport Games Watching Sports
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