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FrankieOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
(Yes, I have an accent, and it slips out sometimes).If I messaged you or peeked at your profile, I think you are cute and have substance. If you think I look like a ghoul, I apologize. It will never happen again.I’m a city kid who wanted to live in the mountains. That’s what brought me here. As a designer, I spend much of my free time hiking and fly fishing to recharge my creative battery. I'm open to dating, but if the right person comes along, I would love a relationship. I’m not a religious guy. There’s no faster way to lose my attent… what? If I could wear flip flops all year round, I would. Cheap gas station aviators are my favorite sunglasses.I am divorced, and it is perfectly okay to ask questions. Age is not important to me. Your character is. I exercise to avoid feeling 33, if I'm not feeling lazy. I appreciate someone who does more/less the same.I'm not a douche, so you won't see any photos of me flexing my abs in the bathroom mirror.But you wanna know what’s really awesome? I have all my own teeth. Yep. It’s true. And I’m not a creeper. Mmm hmmm. I’ve never been arrested. I know. Calm down. Keep reading. I don't lure children into my windowless van with candy. I don’t even own a windowless van. Breathe. I was an award winning cartoonist for my college newspaper. Play your cards right, and I’ll let you drive my canoe.What are some bad qualities about me? I know I’m supposed to be selling myself, but I might as well be realistic… It saves you the trouble of finding out the hard way.- I’m a nail biter- I am allergic to cats- I don't volunteer or give back to the community in any way- I hate watching sports (yes, really) – but I will watch them with you if it makes you happy- The most dancing you’ll get me to do is “the robot”- I never grew out of heavy metal- Typically, the more offensive a joke, the harder I will laugh- I don’t go to church. You can go. I’m sleeping in.- I'm not a sugar daddy-’m aware of my flaws, and I work towards improving myself where I can...On a side note – I have a dream job here, with stock ownership and great benefits. I basically (get paid well) to draw and play in the mountains. I’m here for the long haul. I'm not kidding. You either like living in the mountains or you don't. Dinner and drinks. No biggie.
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PatrickOnline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
..looking to meet new people as I don't know a soul!It's hard to write something on these profiles that shows your personality, is genuine and doesn't come off as cliche...but I'll give it a go.How about honesty?. Let's face it...you haven't got much to go on and you have a million profiles to read..so you're going to make a decision based on how tall I am, whether I'm wearing a green shirt or what my profession is..or whatever else random criteria you have on your list. The intangibles are missed...I wish I could put down some generically witty profile that would attract your attention as I think I'm much more charming and interesting in person than on a silly profile page!I've lived in a number of countries, which has given me a broad perspective on life and human nature. Born in South Africa, moved to New Zealand when I was ***so I have a pretty unique accent.)I love to: travel (I'm having a lot of fun exploring the USA..- the South is like a completely different place!; any outdoor activities; music concerts; BBQs; art collecting; photography; intellectual discussion and watching/playing sport. My most recent trip... Indeed, I'm always up for an impromptu trip...!I'm very loyal to my friends and family...what you put in is what you get out. I love what I do, dream big....and set high goals for myself.I'm extremely honest and have a sarcastic sense of humour..but I am empathetic and compassionate when needed. I value trust and keeping my word.I'm hoping to find someone who loves life, who can challenge and stimulate me, make me a better person, share the many activities I love doing, have intelligent conversation..but perhaps most importantly, someone who understands and loves who I am. And I want to be able to say that I really "get" my partner. I want to know what makes you tick..what drives you. I want to make an impact on the world together..as a team.I especially like genuine, considerate, thoughtful, affectionate and steadfast people. Flakiness isn't cool.This is the internet...we're all strangers on here...what do you have to lose, right?
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TroyOnline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
Time to update this here profile thingy.I'm a guy with a good head on his shoulders looking for a lady with a strong heart in her chest. And when I say strong heart I mean you have passions, and you actively pursue them.A few tidbits about me:I'm not one that likes to dilly dally and go with the flow. I AM the flow.I'm expressive and passionate about things I believe firmly in. I can be stubborn but I'm also not too high and mighty to admit it and apologize when I find myself to be in the wrong.On the outside I'm a little meek, a little shy, a little introverted. On the inside I'm a rocker, a monster, a force to be reckoned with. Hey, aren't we all a little schizophrenic?I heart me some witty banter. I heart me some witty banter reeeeeaaaal good.I love Halloween, horror movies, monsters, and mayhem. I dabble in special effects makeup as a hobby.I love love and hate hate.I like to cook. I like to eat. And then I like to eat some more. I'm sure someday this will catch up with me.I CAN'T WAIT to be a dad. But life says I have to. If I ask what music you like and you say "Anything, really" I'm going to assume that you enjoy the soothing sounds of Kenny G. This will not work in your favor.I like big butts and I cannot lie.I fail to understand the meaning of the word "few".Lately, I've been ashamed of my own gender. I hear about too many fellas that think hanging at their place is a good idea for a date. Wine and dine, fellas. Wine and dine. Actually, I don't drink soooo.....root beer and dine fellas, root beer and dine.Anyway, enough about me. I want to know about you. Didn't I just say root beer and dine?