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ConnieOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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SantoOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
Two for one deal: me and my best friend Ted E Bear, we like long and thoughtful walks, loud music or having fun in general. I lead a drama free existence so I`m seeking the same in a friend. I spend my free time in my garage tinkering around with my motorcycles or hanging out with friends. I really enjoy the summertime because I am able to ride my motorcycles as much as I please, and I love anything that is great to grill!You could say I am a fan of "fast cars, fast bikes, and fast women...." (kidding about the cars!) Oh, I also have a great sense of humor and am very romantic. I am a bit of a homebody when I'm not working but like to be social from time to time as well. I love almost any form of reggae, dub step, punk rock, alternative, and some of the new artists too. I am seeking someone with similar interests and passions, low key is it for me. A picnic or something simple *** a place where conversation can be the fun..
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RomanreignsOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Romanreigns. I am never married catholic hispanic man without kids from Litchfield Park, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.