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MosheOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
Hmmmm....let's see. What to say about myself?.. Maybe I should let Vince the "ShamWow" guy to do the talking for me; HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH OF BEING WITH SOMEONE THAT SCRATCHES THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC...? TIRED OF BEING STOOD UP BECAUSE THE OILERS ARE PLAYING AN EXHIBITION GAME ON TV...? PERPLEXED BY SOMEONE WHO THINKS A "; IS AN EXPERT ON ASPHALT...?THEN YOU SHOULD GET "MANWOW"!!"MANWOW" IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT BROUGHT TO YOU BY meetville! "MANWOW" IS A BIT SHY AT FIRST BUT DOES OPEN UP EASILY! "MANWOW" COMES WITH NO BAGGAGE SO HE'S EASY TO STORE! "MANWOW" LOVES TO TRAVEL AND GOLF BUT HE IS FLEXIBLE ENOUGH TO ENJOY TRYING NEW EXPERIENCES! "MANWOW" KNOWS HOW TO DRESS HIMSELF....BECAUSE YOU'LL TELL HIM HOW!! "MANWOW" SHOWERS EVERYDAY SO THERE ARE NO DISGUSTING BODY ODORS! "MANWOW" COMES WITH A SARCASTIC STREAK BUT CAN TAKE IT ALSO! "MANWOW" OWNS HIS OWN CAR, IS NOT AFRAID TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS, LOVES HIS MOTHER BUT IS NOT A MAMA'S BOY, WILL CHANGE THE SPIKES ON YOUR GOLF SHOES, AND... IF YOU ACT WITHIN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES....because you know that we can't do this all day..."MANWOW" WILL REMEMBER TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN AFTER BEING REMINDED ONLY ***TIMES OR LESS! AS AN ADDED BONUS, "MANWOW" WILL KILL ANY SPIDER, ANT, MOTH OR WHATEVER INSECT HAPPENS TO BE BE GIVING YOU THE HEEBEE-JEEBEES AT THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT! THAT'S AN ADDED VALUE OF $46.38! REMEMBER!....IT'S NOT "MANWOW" UNLESS IT SAYS "MANWOW"!ORDER TODAY!!!Expect ***weeks for delivery. All sales are final. Warranty is neither expressed nor implied. meetville is not responsible for damage during shipping, defects, mother and/or friends being unimpressed, road rage, golf rage, facial tic's, manic depression, frequent bouts of flatulence, chronic channel surfing, inability to wrest the remote control from iron grip, dirty fingernails, holes in socks, lack of fashion sense (ie. 82' Black Sabbath t-shirt), pit stains, always hearing "huh?....did you say somethin'?", spontaneous combustion, and of course, legal fees when you finally decide to have said product "wacked!".Okay, the real me......I'm a young 50, I consider myself a "stand-up" kinda guy and try my best to be polite and respectful of others (unless they're driving very slowly in front of me ...lol) and although the beginning of my profile might suggest otherwise, I can be serious when I need to be.. I'm straightforward, responsible, open minded, down to earth, at least moderately intelligent ...;) and a complete goof around little kids. I tend to be an optimist and can't stand chronic cynicism. I'm financially secure and fiscally responsible(not code for cheap),I work to live, I don't live to work. I don't take myself too seriously and like to poke a little good natured fun at myself and others and I find it to be complimentary when someone feels comfortable enough to poke a little fun at me also. Actually, if I'm with the right person I find most things enjoyable.What would I like about you?...You enjoy travelling (weekend trips or somewhere warm in the winter). You don't take things (and sometimes people) too seriously. A kid at heart. You have the ability to be silly at times and are not the pretentious type. A little quirky? ..who isn't?.. Enjoy being at least moderately active, of course that doesn't mean that we can't just relax on the couch now and then and watch a movie. You have a good sense of humour, are loyal, friendly, and not overly judgemental or cynical(you know.....all the good stuff), and most importantly....You're not perfect (I'd have a hard time measuring up) . You are looking for someone with whom to share what life has to offer. Start slow and see if friendship and chemistry will build into something more.Thank you for taking the time to read my profile, have a great day and best of luck to you all! :) To see if there is any chemistry, I think going for coffee or a drink on a patio may be good for an initial meeting...... Whatever we decide in any case.
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SimonOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
Enjoying life and all its wonders, meeting new people and making friends along the way.I've never met a stranger. Im quite spontaneous and shoot from the hip. Mostly ready to spend some good quality time with the right girl and see what happens. Tired of the games. Plz understand I dont always have time to read every message, its all about chemistry and attraction so if I dont reply its ok, plz keep fishing and hold your head high ! Believe me, it happens to me also. it doesnt matter as long as we click
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DiggoryOnline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
Hi, I guess it really doesn't matter what you write, from the looks of pretty much all your profiles you've been lied to quite a bit. I'm a hard working dependable person who enjoys the outdoors (4-ect) I don't really like bars (it's just not my type of environment) I've raised 2 children pretty much on my own, now there 28 &27 with lives of there own. I will be upfront with you my ex has a daughter and they moved in with me when she was 2yrs. old now she's 9 and still comes over and visits regularly (her father doesn't want anything to do with her so I'm kind of her dad) if that's a issue, sorry it wont work. I'm not going to be long winded here so if your serious about finding someone and you think we should meet, message me. I'm not married, not looking for a back up plan, not looking for a secret relationship, I'm financially stable, I own my own home, I'm not wanted for any felony's, whatever is agreed to at the time