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AliceOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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JeanineOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-51
Well there is me thinking it is rude to *** !! well this site is full of rude people then. Doesnt take much to send a message even if it is thanks but no thanks. Don't pay for this site so if you have used meet I can' see it so mesage me if you want :-) If ive viewed you and not messaged you. Maybe iam thinking your out of my league.So feel free to message me and If i message you and your not interested please reply and say so.. dosent feel nice to be *** someone is trying to be nice.friends would describe as caring honest and a laugh to be with. I always put other people before myself but don't a lot of people. Im a shy person until you get to know me. Don't have much time for hobbies but give me a good book and you may not see me for days:***of my goals have been done i ran a pub for nearly 3 years i know that don't sound long but it is when your doing it on your own.Im into all kinds of music, I enjoy going to see live concerts, Cwtching with the right person to be honest nothing beats a cwtch, Time with family and friends are important to me.I do watch darts, rugby. Iam a typical women and enjoy seeing the bums and legs on the pitch :) That's all from me for the time being.If you would like a chat then message me and I will replycheers have a nice day :***A fun day out like oakwood or something. Dont like the silent moments :)
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BeckyOnline
Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-64
UPDATE After 3 years of strugling I have finally made it to this new goal..i have lost ***pounds..without help of surgery..i am now a size ***no longer a ***..and i feel so much better !!!Good hearted woman..great personality..honest..respectful..loyal..great sense of humor..4'11", apx ***lbs., reddish brown hair, smiling Cherokee brown eyes inhereted from my grandmother..very buxom ***H)..i am also very loving once you get to know me.. but i do not give my heart easily...but once i do give it i will be very loyal and true..i would like to find a good man to spend some quality time with...this does NOT mean to just have sex..although that is a possibility once we get to know one another...Thank You for taking your time to learn a little about me...so what I am looking for is a very understanding man....THANKS for checking me out...I hope to hear from YOU soon...NITA..oh and btw..guys please when you fill out your profile , in the about me section..please tell us ladies what type (body type!) of woman that you are interested in or attracted to..THANKS..find a nice sopt..( maybe sitting and watching the river go by ) where we could sit undisturbed and talk to one aonther and get to know our likes and dislikes