SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BudOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
so the resume starts here, do i need a cover letter?how about sarcasm *** ill always be a metal head, age ldidnt change that dad sorry.....update it is broke i am sadi build $1mil machines at work daily, but if that little bit of luck guy doesnt come through ill never have $1mil of my ownthey wanted to take me out of the 4th grade and put me in the 6th grade but i refused because i didnt want to lose in gym classill let you win at games without you catching on, til you actually beat me...then its onme and my buddy already have a survival team set up for when the zombies get hereif our goofing around and talking nonsense over a couple beers annoys you...people think im always too serious...im almost never seriouspeople watching is great entertainmenti never wanted kids...til i had 1, theyre the greatest no matter what else i ever do so i had 3(well their mom had 3 i just did the making part)...parenting too....but technically im an only childive been told im honest to a fault...lifes too short to waste on lieslets get a drink, dinners too awkward if theres no clickim worth it trust meThere's that sarcasm again...im so tired of reading that line im gonna use it =/yes i look like the pictures... lets get a drink or an ice cream if you dont drink or dont want to on a first meet. no hard feelings if anybody needs a quick exit
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RandalOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
None of you is even real. You're all just egirls with your www's and your webcams and those handy ordering pages. Girl, you even got a basket on that thing. I know cause I filled it up! But did I get a single pic of you on your "Meet super horny girls just like me," httpenis trap? Did I get an im after I talked to you and allowed to remote desktop into my computer to upload those pictures? Finally? No! I got an empty wallet, 3 overdrawn visas, and a looping gif of what looks like an Al Queda snuff porn starring a an alien midget that I can't remove for the life of me.Did I see you? No! You were fake. Obviously a cleverly created a Googlebot or something. But with boobs.So all y'all women are just fake Googlebots waiting to E-stroy my manhood and starve my eyeballs of nudity (except for midget nudity, apparently). I also will love you and shower you with joy forever and forever, delivering you an ocean of your best organisms. But let's take it slow.*****************************Ladies, if you think all men are fake, pretend, dolls that are scheming to raid your vaginas before they vanish into the night like ninja, you might want to consider how that comes across to us perusing guys. It reads like this to me, 'I am going to blame anybody but myself for being single. It's the mens' fault and I have simply been taken advantage of and I trusted too soon. I see myself as powerless against this occurring.'So unattractive. Please, think of the perusers.*this message brought to you by the Plenty of Fish Against Fakerists. POFAF, not even once (tm) First is the "Stick Test" where I poke you with one to ensure you aren't a clever illusion and, therefore, hopefully real. Then follow that up with some nice conversation to determine and measure the timbre of your voice and that it isn't too manish. Fool me once shame on me, right?Then, after drinks with my parents, the checking of the identification can begin and we can wind up the night by finally fornicating in my backyard hammock. OMG. So rad.Don't forget, REALITY is the best ITY. Jesus said that, you know, and he was right.
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RhysOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
I'm a romantic at heart. I believe in traditional karma, truth and balance in life. I enjoy the typical northwest activities, snowboarding, skiing, camping, fishing and exploring, I like the cold climate particularly the snow and the rain doesn't bother me, in fact I like it sometimes. When I'm not out, I'm usually playing video games or watching movies. I listen to rock, hip- Web developer and designer by trade with a background in film, video and multimedia production. Yes, I'm a music/media geek. I appreciate modern and urban art sometimes like visiting the local art gallery, museum or theater. I find nothing wrong with a little self indulgence of being lazy and enjoy doing absolutely nothing from time to time. I consider myself laid back, easy to hang with. I'm modest, sometimes shy. A man with passion for my beliefs, honor, integrity, and dedicated and loving father. A person with an open mind and a desire for knowledge and understanding. I'm also kind and compassionate, but don't mistake kindness for weakness. I revel in the simple things in life. Share a good laugh around a fire pit, cook up a killer barbecued meal or even take the train *** a plane. I find being selfless brings me happiness. I always welcome an intelligent or even impulsive conversation. Anything from philosophy, religion, politics to Star Trek, HTML 5, or the newest Xbox game. I love to savor and appreciate good food. I'm turned off by shallowness, pretentious energy and self serving attitudes.I accept you for who you are, I'm not trying to change anybody. I'll respect your space, treat you with respect and dignity. Pay attention to your wants, needs and desires. I would like to meet a positive, mature, and sensible woman. A woman that communicates candid and up front and can engage in meaningful conversation. Someone who is emotionally and physically secure with herself. I preferred a curvy, full-figured woman, somebody that's sensual and affectionate. Innocently flirt, be playful and not afraid to be ridiculously silly sometimes. Sincerity, honesty, trust and a damn good sense of humor are qualities I desire in a woman. Physical appearance is insignificant, substance and intellect are far more important. Let's cover the basics but I would rather discover who you are and get to know you in time. I want to know somebody for who they truly are and perhaps somebody to hang out with, laugh, eat and just enjoy life. Small intimate setting, quite enough for us to chat. I'm not into the dance or wild bar scene. A lounge or coffee shop in the evening. Maybe a wine/art bar. No expectations and does not have to be a long date, short and simple. If you got a better idea... great, let me know!