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RubyOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Before we start, some useless facts:A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes (O.M.G.!!!) A****oach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump ***times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. ***minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,***taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God love that pig!) LoLSo I find myself back on this site to see if my luck will change, after all my career path and situation has lately and for the betterPOF say to do the following:1. Talk about your hobbies - I like mine but not everybody does so why bore that person?2. Talk about your goals and aspirations - I think I've reached them but who knows what I'll set in the future?3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique - I'm the only me so that makes me unique LoL4. Talk about your taste in music - Varied, like a bit of everythingIf you want to know anything then send us a message but will say I'm genuine and not looking to play games. Whats a first date??? haha!!!
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BriarOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
Hello everyone, and welcome to my profile. I`ll get straight to it, I know you`re busy and probably in a hurry, who isn`t. I`m very easy going, chatty and friendly.I have a quick wit with a dry ,cheeky, sarcy side and love to banter, if you can handle it. I wear my heart on my sleeve and still believe in the possibility of true love. I am not at all materialistic and take people as I find them. Honesty and trust come very high on my list of priorities. I believe you have to start out giving people complete trust and as much freedom as they want. I`m not the type that will ever control you or try to tell you what you can and can`t do, if I click with someone I usually find it very easy to keep that someone laughing.The most important thing in the World to me is my son, he`s seven, very energetic, funny and he never ever runs out of questions. If I could remove one word from his vocabulary, it would be......why? We`re very close , I have him Monday and Wednesday nights in the week and from Saturday morning to Sunday morning . Any parent knows that children come first and that`s how it should be.I`m self employed as a plumber and have been for coming up to fifteen years. Work is very important to me but I work to live , not live to work. Life is too short to dedicate all your time to a job or vocation. You won`t catch me working on a Sunday!.....Although, certain close friends/wanna be DIYers have been known to drill through heating pipes on these days and their phone calls are generally greeted with some colourful terminology......I have some very close , life long friends who are very important to me , they`re like family and life wouldn`t be the same with out them.I have been lifting weights, naturally, for close to 25 years at various gyms and train ***times per week. It`s something I`ll do forever. To me keeping fit, strong and healthy is a must, there`s no down side to it. I have done other things , I still swim often, usually after a workout and I have a black belt in a Korean martial art. I wouldn`t say I`m addicted to exercise though, I don`t mind missing a gym session if I have something else to do.I have a ***Lambretta that I have restored and during the Summer months it will be ridden to the coast a couple of times.`t like to miss.Most Sundays find myself and friends out and about on our scoooters. I`m an old Mod and love the music that goes with that, Northern & 60`s soul, R&B, jazz. Also the smart dress I like, although most of the time I`m casual smart. You`ll even find Rock in my collection but I`ll have you sign a legal document to keep that a secret from my Mod mates......Anyhow ,I`m starting to babble, anything else you would like to know, ask away.PS If i don`t respond to messages, no offence intended you`re just not my type. Also , I need to see you, a photo is a must.Good luck fishing people ;-) x I think first dates should be somewhere that allows for a conversation to flow, a nice pub for a drink or a meal, maybe, so we stand a chance of getting to know each other and perhaps seeing if there`s any kind of spark between us.I look forward to meeting you ;-) x
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BrandengunnOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-18
If you wanna hmu here's my *** *** *** gunn .... Only because I don't wanna have to pay for this shit. So hmu on one of these...........................