SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Minnie
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Brand new to SoCal. I luv it there..but Cali is better. The beach the weather the pot laws. Sooo right now im working in loss prevention which is irony at its finest. I luv comedy and giving to ppl even if they dont deserve it. And i do look like my pictures and they are recent ( had a bad experience). So dont be shy im so nice...btw luv Carl Sagan. Hunter S. Zach Galifinakis. Hippies. Tramps. Music Festivals. Lucky Charms. Guinness.Beethoven. Cuddling. And real.down to earth ppl. that aren't stuck up. P.S. if you don't have a selfie at the gym you get a gold star! donkey show in Tijuana
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Paige
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
So. Here's where I tell you how awesome I am and why you should date me. But. Eff that. I prefer to just say it like it is.I am:30A homeownerA 2 dog ownerA 3 cat ownerA car ownerI also rent 2 rooms of my house out to my mother and brother. The brother most likely is not permanent. My mother is.I work full time and I'm under paid. Oh well. That's life. I am rude. Sarcastic. Annoying. I sometimes snort when I laugh. I like whiskey. I like vodka. I've yet to find a beer I like.I drive faster than I should. I'm more judgemental then I have a right to be.I'm wild and crazy. I'm painfully shy and introverted. I probably won't like you. I probably won't reply to you.I'm clumsy. Very.If you send me "hi" I hit delete.I don't know what I want. I'm crap at dating.I love movies. Stand up comedy. Drinking. Mini golf though I'm awful. I hate bowling.I like food. I'm a steak and potatoes kinda girl. I branch out but I could live on it.I'm chubby and thats never gonna change. If you don't like it why are you talking to me. Brat. I've got issues.Things I Find Amusing:People who use prison photosPeople that block me before I replyPeople that *** my weight.People that *** my number on the first message. Does that ever work? If it does be careful.People that send****pics unrequested. No thanks. I like a good penis don't get me wrong but you're already on trial for a date. Don't screw up that easily. People that tell me I'm a self absorbed ****. Yes. I am. I think this profile proves that. Why waste my time or yours if you're gross. Or I'm not attracted. Not everyone likes me or the other way around. Grow up.
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Briana
Online
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I love going to concerts and music is a big part of my life. I mostly enjoy rock and electronic music though my tastes vary widely. I have two dogs and a cat. If you aren't an animal lover, that is a definite deal breaker. I'm very open-minded and absolutely nothing shocks me...so if you are concerned with social norms and etiquette, you should run the other way.*typical restaurant/bar datedive bar/small venue to see a showwine tastinghikingdigging up graves in a cemetery...OK maybe not