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JohnnieOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
Hi Ladies, I'm a Very Intelligent, Self Employed – Entrepreneur of over 30+years, am semi-retired with a lot of time to have fun times with that one Miss Right. I'm looking for a new special woman to share my life with, she needs to love all types of farm/ranch animals & enjoys life in the country lifestyle. She needs to be Less than ABOUT a size***Not Counting Your BOOBS!) & 5' 8" tall??? (I only put this in here because many size ***have contacted me & I'm affraid to be with anyone that can roll over & sufficate me in my sleep !!!) As far as the height, it's not any problem for me to be with taller than me women, but when you guys strap on the 6 to 8in";..) *Soo Lighten Up Ladies & Quit Giving Me Greef about it, if you have any extreme over weight issues, contact a shrink & Not Me, besides I know that there are Plenty of Fat Old Bald Guys on here for y'all, so leave this Long Haired & Fit guy alone !!! She has very little drama or baggage’s in her present life, with plenty of time to spend with me, wants to travel & try new things in all areas of our common interests & furture life together. I am very un-controlling but would prefer a woman that doesn’t use the word “NO” much & is always open to try new things or ideas…Liking to dance, hug & kiss is a real plus & having a current passport is a must ! P.S. I taught CW Dancing for ***years in AZ...I'm a Professional Fresh & Salt Waters Fisherman, Guide, Boat Captain, but this cyber woman fishing is a bit trickier to feel the bites, so tug my line harder if your really interested & don't be just a nibbling on the hook if my baits are to big for you to swallow ! In layman's terms = Swim On By If'n You Really Don't Want To Be Caught, Fore My Time & Life is Way Too Important to Just Be Wasting It & Moneys Re--Eatable Species... PS ** Any Bad &/or Un-Lady Like Comments will only get you a Big Fat BLOCK from me !PSS *** I know I shouldn't, but I do enjoy a good cigar at times & I'm a big boy now, with my own rights & freedoms of choices !PSSS ****PSSSS ***** Ahhhhh, Sorry but I just had to relieve myself over the side rail... Now Back To Fishin' ! Wonder what kind of setup I should use today?I think I’ll start by tying on a #’-speed Reel, put it on the Medium to Heavy Action Stand Up Titanium Roller Tuna Stick. I’ll chum the waters with minnows to get a good surface boil going, then put on a fresh 9” Balihoo to throw in her sight when she comes up for a little look. If she bites short, I’ll just reel in quickly & throw her a bigger Mackerel, Oh yeah I better put a big strong swivel on, just in case she’s a really good jumper & twister! Soo for now, I’ll just ease on back in my Pompanette Fighting Chair, sip on a large cool iced tea while I puff on a good cigar, watching the horizon, waiting for the bite to turn on. Got the auto--point, pole tucked snuggly in the gimbal between my legs, gaff laying down but ready to grab on a moments notice & the Reggae Tunes turned way up over the engine noises. I can feel it deep in my bones, smell it in the fresh but salty tasting & slightly fishy airs of the heavier humidity, today is a great day to go out to see if you can get any big bites. Boy Do I Love to Fish & Eat ALL That Fresh Sushi, right out of the water, right there on that deck of the boat, night or day, Fishing is Probably the Best Sport a Reel Man Could Ever Find or Do… Soo Come Along with Me, cause it’s really not as much fun by yourself, it’s a whole lot better when you have a Very Special Lady to Enjoy & Share All those exciting tension filled moments, together in your life of times with you !!! Fishin’ ;~?***Oh More, Fishin’ ;~?***Ohh Baby, Fishin’ ;~?’ ;~?***Come On Honey, Fishin’ ;~?***I’ll Do All the Cooking & Clean-up Too, Fishin’ ;~?***PLEASE Sweat-Heart JUST COME, Fishin’ ;~?***I Promise I’ll Pull Out of the Sport Eventually, Fishin’ ;~?***I Swear I Will, Just as Soon As I Find the Right One, Fishin’ ;~?***OH, OHH, OHHH, YEAH, Fishin’ ;~?***Do you remember that Jungle Fever Song?, Fishin’ ;~?***Aren’t you getting as excited as I am about it yet? Just, Fishin’ ;~?***Thanks for stopping by here to read my little profile & think about all the FISHIN' that we could be doing together !Note: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects- DO NOT have my permission to use any part of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered as a direct violation of my personal rights of privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members place a similar notice. Doesn't matter much, as long as it's fairly quiet, so we can hear to talk... Maybe over an ice cream cone, under the stars, on a clear night?
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ArronOffline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little Johny says, "I have a question for YOU. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking." I'm looking for that Special one who knocks my socks off. The one who makes my heart skip a beat whenever she is near. I'm not looking for fun and games, Just something that is Real !!!!!!I consider myself to be an Outgoing, Stable, Intelligent, Strong Independent Man. Who enjoys life to the fullest. I enjoy the outdoors and like to experience new things. As well as nice relaxing evenings at home watching movies. I carry no past baggage, Nor do I live a life of drama. And wish to keep it that way.... I like to ride camp fish.Play a little trivia but i suck lol darts pool.I love to cook.Hang out I think i am funny.I do love the out doors. Take careChuck
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GeordieOffline
Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 48-58
I really don't have a clue,what to say about myself. But if you will chat with me, i will tell you about myself. I am pretty much a country boy at heart. I am dependable, hard working family man. I love kids and animals. I really enjoy boating,float trips,camping,fishing, and hunting. i really like nascar have always wanted to go to one, have only been to the busch races.I do enjoy riding my 4 wheelers. am very spontaneous, in most things.Love road trips, flea markets, antique shops.And i'm a pretty good cook. Not fancy though. I do like to hold hands and walk around. If you are a liar, or feel that you have to lie about anything then don't even send me a messageIf you don't beleive in honesty then don'tIf you have some serious hang ups about your ex or exs then don't If you are into alot of drama then don't