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ConnieOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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MaryOffline
Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61
i love auto racing of all kinds i love the out doors and hunting and fishingi like to cook for my hobbie and good music i'am a good man and good christiani like spending time with my kids and grand daughter and grandsoni like to play nine ball and bowlingi like to play tennis would start off slow and have coffee and see if we could get to no each other,and or have dinner and a movie or if realy hit it off go to a concert of her choice
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Wrldhatesta61Online
Man. 94 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 70-96
Hi! My name is Wrldhatesta61. I am divorced jewish african man with kids from Litchfield Park, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.