SIMILAR PEOPLE
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HcOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
I don't subscribe on here. But I do have sc. Huntor5. I also have an *** want to be private as possible. So if you wanna get in touch with me add me on *** me. Hopefully some of you will
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RoyceOffline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
Looking to engage and entice via witty jocular repertoire that both stimulates & offers amusement to both parties as a prelude to fostering & building a lasting trusting bond.Or failing that someone that’s very very rich (yer call me shallow, or anytime (if your rich) , as long as I’m not in the bath when you call).Come saddle broken, fully house trained, have all my own teeth, (finished paying the *** & in good nick as passed my last MOTOnly require occasional walkies, will return when called (mostly), can retrieve anything up to & including large logs or small OAP’s. Recently told have very fit body but was from male wearing a pink dress with unshaven legs/chest (him, not me) on Gay Parade (him again, not me).; give piggy backs - sorry only if your under dress size ***blame Elf & safty or my weak ankles)Have busy demanding job -Bingo Caller/part time-but have trouble with my F’s, & L’s, so “2 fat ladies” doesn’t always come out right, hence only part time. Preferable your in to fit/active lifestyle but don't worry l can always give you crossbar, stabilisers have been removed, so no leaning over & can only go in straight lines.. Interests. Fitness/weights, Cycling (minus the stabilisers) ,boxing, kayak. conker bashing, & sliding down slippery poles (no not the ones from Eastern Europe, or building your extension) Read a lot & not all books have pictures to colour in, so handy for those pub/trivial quiz thingies.Able to multi-task (can watch football & eat dinner at same time) ah so not just a female trait. Do yoga (Bikram), so very bendy, can get my head on the floor with straight legs, (not performed on Gay Parade day) just have to learn to get back up now, still makes good excuse when late for work.Don’t do hurt, possessive or nasty thingies, like to help others less fortunate, help with feeding the homeless, puts things in to perspective. DISLIKE-BIG EGO’S/SELF IMPORTANCE/BAD MANNERS, & having to connect up sons x-box, then take it to bits again to take to mums. Please don’t contact me if your any of following1. The taxman2. Anyone l owe money (see above)3. That annoying Indian guy who keeps calling, trying to sell anything from Insurance to camels (unless you want a camel for your birthday)4.; Keira knightly, l don’t know how many times I’ve told them its over between usP.S. Please feel free to spend copious amounts on me when out on dates, l accept all currencies Why optional, thats why we're on here surely
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ToryOffline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
Well hello and thank you for taking the time to read this, its a good start! this is my favourite part writing the introduction to yourself as I guess it is every ones, I like fishing and have caught more than enough fish in my lifetime, real fish that is and now I just want to catch one more special one, she should be lovely, kind, caring, loves to laugh, likes hugs and cuddles, kissing, going out to dinner, nice holidays and much, much more, is this you?As for me well I love the outdoors be it cycling, walking, or fishing but equally I love exploring some of the great cities of Europe and admiring the architecture and history. So good food and wine is a big favourite but apart from all that I still love just relaxing at home watching a good film and a glass of wine. I enjoy art and do a bit of modern art to decorate my house and also like my photography which I also need for my work, although I cant really call it work as it is more like my hobby. As well as my writing, I also do some teaching, some event management plus more which keeps me pretty busy.Well I reckon I’m getting close to the end of the ideal word count, hopefully you have been interested enough to find out more and get in contact, if not well good luck in your search. A drink or a coffee or even a meal just to chat and see how we get on and go from there.