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BrandieOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
On advice... I'm shortening my profile to avoid those that searching for the wrong thing and finding similarities in my profile. If you want to know more, message me :)I probably won't respond if you don't have a pic. Only those with clear pics of your face (without sunglasses on or duckfaces) and no nudies please :DRecently joined the gym and I'm loving the extra energy it's giving me!! Far from a gym rat but looking forward to setting and achieving healthy goals!I'm genuine and looking for someone the same :) I'm NOT looking for share a partner with anyone else so if you're looking to fulfill some fantasy with multiple people, I'm not your type... sorry."Love me at my worst if you want to keep me at my best""I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."—;Men Seeking Women" Code Word MeansThese are meant as a joke and in no way meant as an insult... unless the meaning really fits you! hahaha40-ish . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 and looking for 25-yr-oldAdventurer . . . . . . . . . . Gets up from the couch to go to the fridgeAffectionate . . . . . . . . . Needy and looking for mother-figureArtist . . . . . . . . . . . . Delicate ego badly in need of massageAthletic . . . . . . . . . . . Sits on the couch and watches ESPNAssertive . . . . . . . . . . .Pushy with a mean streakAverage looking . . . . . . . .Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and backDistinguished-looking . . . . .Fat, grey, and baldEducated . . . . . . . . . . . Will always treat you like an idiotEmployed . . . . . . . . . . . On management track at Radio Shack (now the Source, lol)Financially secure . . . . . . I will spend some money on you, in return for which I will expect you to obey my every whim for the duration of your mortal lifeFreedom-loving . . . . . . . . UndependableFree spirit . . . . . . . . . .Sleeps with your sisterFriendship first . . . . . . . As long as friendship involves nudityFun . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Good with a remote and a six packGood looking . . . . . . . . . Arrogant **stardHonest . . . . . . . . . . . . Pathological LiarHuggable . . . . . . . . . . . Overweight, more body hair than Gentle BenIndependent thinker . . . . . .CrazyISO Slim, attractive female . .Would be better off with a labrador retrieverLight drinker . . . . . . . . .Headed for AALike to cuddle . . . . . . . . Insecure, overly dependentLike romantic walks on the beach ... I read Cosmo and think this is what you want to hearLooking for Mrs. Right . . . . Looking for Mrs. RichMature . . . . . . . . . . .Until you get to know himOpen-minded . . . . Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interestedPassionate . . . . . . Really hornyPhysically fit . . . . . .I spend a lot of time in front of mirrors admiring myselfPoet . . . . . . . . . . . . .Once wrote on a bathroom stall while constipatedProfessional . . . . . Owns a white button downReliable . . . . . . . . . Shows up on time--give or take 3 hoursSelf-employed . . . .Jobless and eat nachos all daySensitive . . . . . . . . .NeedySmart . . . . . . . . . . . .Thinks Cheers is "the wittiest show ever"Spiritual . . . . . . . . . .Once went to church with his grandmother on EasterStable . . . . . . . . . . . Occasional stalker, but never arrestedThoughtful . . . . . . . Says "Please" when demanding a beerUninhibited . . . . . . Lacking basic social skillsVirile . . . . . . . . . . . . Can read 3 Penthouse Forums without passing outYoung at heart . . . . :)
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ChristyOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I love watching hockey, camping, fishing, and I love animals.I like to live life one day at a time, every morning is a new day.I don't smoke, drink or do drugs.I like soft rock, some country, new music, etc.I love The Walking Dead & I love my kids even more.
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FlorenceOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
So how do you sell yourself? I'm not really sure. I'm funny, kind, caring as we all are one here right? I would love some romance in my life again. And I know it's almost standard on here but I'm just not going to do the shirtless bathroom mirror selfie...it's just too cheesy. ;) I want a relationship to be an adventure. It is so much work getting to know someone and I don't want to rush it. I'd rather have fun, try new things and just let things fall into place. There has to be physical attraction but that can't be all there is. What's the worst that could happen? We have a new friend? What a horrible prospect! Please appreciate sarcasm and don't take yourself and everything around you too seriously. Life is about making the most of what you have and enjoying every minute of the ride. I'm not a jealous person or a drama queen and I'm actually not jut saying that! I do expect to be treated with respect no matter the situation because that is how I treat people. You can disagree about many things but disrespect and ***'t something I want in my life. I have 2 children 19 & 12. If you consider children to be a hassle, inconvenient or "baggage" then we definitely won't be a good fit. I've always been active and now that my daughter is older we are looking at more challenging activities, I'd say my son but he has discover a life of his own lately. I've recently taken up running and did the Grind for the first time this spring after talking about it for years! Adventure Time is on the horizon and I want to seize it. Something casual. Grab a tea...I don't drink coffee & go for a walk. Something where we can get to know each other a bit before we decide to go to a movie where we don't talk to each other for 2 hours and then go home. We can save that for later :)