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PresleyOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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VenitaOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I'm awesome..period. :)Was gone but now I'm back cuz I love yall :). Apparently some douche got pissy n reported me so I got deleted. I'm a nice person, don't hate. An I like meetville..some decent folks up here... I enjoy the finer things in life..I'm a very smart SMART ass...I get told I have a smart mouth by most men...think u can handle me? Better yet, think u can tame me? Lol. Good luckAlso, I'm very tired of being hurt n lied to. Save all that for some other broad. Only REAL need applyI LOVE black men...ill tt jus about anyone but my heart is with them ;)Talk to u soonXoxoxoUpdate...gov, not me. :) You tell me :)
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EllynOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I am a very easy going, laid back person; even the music I like is mostly laid back and calm. Well...mostly... :-) People often tell me that I am always so calm and collected. Perhaps they never saw me when on a roller coaster or near snakes! I am focused on fitness and would love to find someone who also enjoys exercise and playing sports. I am a bit of a tom boy but I clean up nicely for those nights on the town. I am really not into being a princess, diva or socialite. I have a Master's degree in Education and was a Science teacher for almost 14 years. I love life! I have many interests but most revolve around the great outdoors and crafty hobbies. I love to camp but I require an air mattress and a chair (oh and beer). No more sleeping on the ground for me! I play disc golf frequently and hope to have an opportunity to travel more.You should know that I have gay friends and family members. My perfect match will be someone who fully accepts homosexuality and equal rights. I am an advocate for that but I'm not all up in people's faces about it. Just thought you should know though. :-) So if you want someone to go places with, share adventures, quiet nights at home or a wild game of ladder ball, drop me a line! Does anyone actually say that they would want to go to the movies on a first date? How about, something unusual like stand up paddle boarding or rock climbing or kayaking? Then again, I enjoy exploring our cities great restaurants as well. Sushi anyone??