SIMILAR PEOPLE
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KennethOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I talk a lot, I love making people laugh, I'm young for my age, but not immature. I haven't had a lot of relationships, but I see that as a positive..I love [[movies]] and I've seen every episode of [[Seinfeld]] at least 4 times. I'm an avid [[gamer]] and plan on being one until I can't hold a controller! I'm a good [[singer]] and I frequently go to karaoke. I like to think I'm a certified expert on the [[***s]] - especially the music.I'm looking for someone cute, sexy, goofy and clever who doesn't mind my quirks and likes simple stuff: going out to eat, seeing awesome movies together, making fun of hipsters, kicking each other's butts on [[xbox]], and discussing why there hasn't been a movie based on The Flash(!).FYI, it's been kind of a rough year for me--I thought about taking a break from the site, but I reconsidered because I think meeting someone has to be a positive... ** you probably shouldn't contact me if... ... You smoke pot and/or use drugs.... You have a problem with gaming.... You're big on camping.... You think evolution is a "theory."... You hate [[Family Guy]] and/or [[Seinfeld]]... You like guys that lean over the shifter like a moron while driving (lol).... You're extremely conservative, very religious and/or not pro-choice.... You have tons of pets (I have allergies :***First dates should be tailored to the specific person, so a generic answer is kind of silly. I'll say this, however: I'm not interested in some goofy "concept date" where we weave baskets or make pottery together. Ridicilous.
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MerlinOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
This os my first time on one of these. I'm semi driver and also run equipment . just got custody of my daughter so my time is usually spent with her
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GilbertOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
One dark and stormy night I slid forth from my mother's lady parts. I drank milk to get big. What was the question again?Here's the lowdown. I’m primarily here to make friends, buddies, pals, chums, compadres. I’m looking for swell folks to do fun, unique, creative, esoteric, absurd, adventurous, lazy, belly laugh inducing things with, without the overt pressure of romantic expectation. Not that I’m not open to that. If something more grows organically, great! We’ll harvest that delicious business, cook it up, gobble it down, maybe with a nice side of lightly sautéed asparagus, and then we’ll have a good laugh the next day about how funny our pee smells. But, at the moment I’m more focussed on befriending like-minded people who will enrich my life, in whatever capacity that happens to be.I generally feel more comfortable hanging out with ladies. I’m not an archetypal dude’s dude. Although I am a goddamn man with goddamn hair in the right goddamn places and I goddamn swear like a goddamn man swears, goddamnit. I’d rather go to a craft brew tasting than a Wrigley rooftop party. I’ I’d rather zim zam zooey than boom shaka laka. I’ve even been to the goddamn ballet and it was goddamn fantastic. Those gals can dance!...ahem...When I was 4 years old someone asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. As the weight of the universe came crashing down upon me, petrified, I managed to exhale, “I have to BE something?”That moment still haunts me.I always think of the perfect thing to say, usually 10 minutes too late.I'm equally comfortable in a t-shirt and jeans or a suit and tie. I'm not comfortable at all in a thong or tight shoes..Although I'm not particularly religious, I try my best to live by the Golden Rule. It's a good rule.In my opinion, the most philosophically profound toy is the yo-yo.If I were a verb tense, I'd be Future Perfect Continuous. Or a grab a drink and enjoy a conversation that runs the gamut from art, to bindles, to cinema, to donkeys, to elves (and other forms of magical forest creatures), to flujum, to general (both the military rank and the non-specialized range of subjects), to hippos (both satiated and hungry), to intuition, to Jerk, the, to killing insects (the ethics of), to limps (the 4 types of), to marsupials, to non-- see “E”