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ConnieOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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LouieOffline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-42
Hi! My name is Louie. I am divorced catholic hispanic man with kids from Litchfield Park, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MerlinOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
I am a genuine, straight forward, positive,funny, dependable, and don't take myself too seriously, also very laid backThere is a lot I like I....I am always amazed about the world around us and love to explore and learn something new every daySo 1st time we meet if the attraction is there we take if from that point...if not there is no sense in continuingI enjoy all types of music love the 70's classicsI am very young at heart and live each day to its bestYI hope to find someone who is positive, independent, adventurous, active, open mindedHard to meet someone online in eastern CT it seems but if you live over 1 hour away it probably wont work. If you are fresh out of a relationship (week to a couple of months) or still in one I really don't want to be a part of that....everyone needs time to figure things out and I cant wrap myself into something like that. I have met many women who are a week separated or just divorced, still living with their ex.....I understand some people want to meet someone quickly but those initial rebound things usually don't last Pretty informal 1st date possibly dinner in a nice quiet place