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About Me

Ready, and, ACTION!1. Vegetarian, not the PETA kind, don't be scared we do NOT bite! You're meat remember?2. Before you ask what my greatest passion is, let me direct you to the answer so you don't have too. The Arts. I am involved in the theatre community in Calgary and Alberta, sometimes BC. I act in two different theatre troupes in Calgary and travel with them often. I produce and Direct for a few different companies at the same time, and have just finished up working on Hell on Wheels season 5, as well as a few other TV shows this year. I am also a juggler and stilt walker, and do a lot 3. I love being outdoors!4. I read a lot. Pretty much anything.5. I have like toys (get your mind out of the gutter right now, I mean't more along the lines of slinky and lite Brite. 6. Orange is the New Black and American Horror Story.....just..yes.7. If Aliens took over Earth I would cling to leg of Sigourney Weaver for protection, if it were Zombies, Milla Jovoitch, if it were machines, Linda Hamilton. If it were a government thing, Bruce Willis.8. I am also into Politics and Activism in and around the city, I am proud to stand up for the rights of myself and others.9. I love entertainment, from theare to drag shows to ballet and opera, and anything beyond.10. I love learning other languages and about other cultures.11. I love movies, from horror or foreign films.12. I want to travel the world, everywhere.....on Falcor.13. I volunteer a lot at the Drop In Center and with an Animal rescue in the city. I foster animals and sometimes people. (Foster the people....see what I did there? get it.......)14. I love going to check out museums, live local bands and comedy shows. I am big supporter of the arts community and everything it was to offer.15. I have secretly wanted to be GhostBuster ever since that Zuul guy moved in to my fridge.....OH and I have always wanted to dress up like an Ant and steal someones Picnic, because...why not?16. I like Potatoes, any kind of Potatoes. I don't care if it's information you need, you've got it. What you do with it, is your business. 17.I recently built a house of cards, it stayed up...I glued it together but that's still impressive right?18. Sometimes I think of 6 IMPOSSIBLE things before breakfast! We live in a beautiful whimsical world! 19. I love the outdoors, camping, hiking, rock climbing ect. Not usually a fan of being in for a night, unless I'm sick or need some down time.20. I have a very hectic lifestyle and am hardly ever stagnant, not a fan of that.21. I love music, any kind of music. Not a snob to that at all.In a near perfect world...we would all have enough to eata bed to sleep infriends to love usbe tolerant of one another and accept one another.Morgan Freeman would be: GodHelen Mirren would be: QueenLucille Ball would be: PresidentSigourney Weaver would be: Head of National SecurityPru Scales would preform nightlyand Carol Kane would show up every time someone says "Myth" Peace be our Mission. Get out there and get you some. DIIIISSSMISSED!Add extra stick people to people's van's? Go be Paparazzi to the Paparazzi and show them what douche bags they are....Or we could play let's find Jen a new agent!

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  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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