Graciela, 35
Offline, last seen Mon, 20 Oct 2025 22:12:08
About Me
Please be in or near Roanoke, Va. I AM PICKY PICKY PICKY, I know exactly what I want. If it is not you, I will be polite and say no thank you, I will not *** but I will not waste your time or mine by continuing to talk.If you have "social" by the phrase "Do you drink?" on your profile. Do not contact me. I have not read your profile past that point bc you are not what I am looking for. Not into "laid back" guys either, laid back is code for lazy.My name is Shell. I am a high maintenance southern belle at heart w/some redneck girl thrown in. I am 34, single, Christian, I have a 1 year old son, I do want more kids. I've lost 235lbs b/c I had gastric bypass. MILF in training :) I am a non smoker, no drugs and NO drinking EVERPlease be at least 6 foot & 250lbs, yes this is BIG deal. My ex is 7 foot tall & 500lbs please do not try to impress me by saying you are "big" at 6'1 LOL or 230lbs, that is small to me. I want a man who wants to have kids, this is important. Bonus if you are from a large close knit family. No hot heads, fighters or guys w/quick tempers. Handy around the house & with cars and love country music would be great :)Looking for a gentleman with old fashioned values, dating one woman at a time, not giving up over a fight, someone who will talk things out. Someone who believes you don't throw something away bc its broke, you fix it. Someone who believes in God and praying together and FOR each other. Someone who will fight for a good relationship, who will put the EFFORT in and try. Planning surprises, prioritizing, scheduling, being romantic, buying flowers, chivalrous, manner's, courting, woo'ing etc. If you are on time, you are late. You can judge a lot about a man by his timeliness. Jacked up pick up trucks are my weakness & my dream is to have my own black Dodge jacked up but I am a Chevy girl at heart. I tend to look at guys that have pics with pick up trucks, dogs, motorcycles, cowboy hats, baseball hats, horses, farms, tractors, ATV's or fish. I am outgoing, bubbly & chatty, love family get togethers but not a party girl, no bars, clubs or concerts for me. I am a homebody. Don't judge me by my looks, yes I have been in a beauty pageant, worked & lived on a dairy farm, remodeled a bathroom, but can slip into heels & a skirt :o) I can hand write a love letter & bake just about anything. I wear cowboy boots, Timberland work boots, 4 inch high heels, tennis shoes, flip flips & go barefoot! I like to go out for Italian, Greek or seafood.I have an Associates Degree in Social Sciences & a Bachelor's Degree in Psychology w/a double minor in Business Management & Sociology from The University of Maryland, however being a stay home wife & Momma in a small quiet country home, is my ultimate goal. I have been a special education teacher, a nanny, worked in law enforcement & as a therapist for troubled teens. I love Wal Mart & hate the mall. I like planned things, I am not spontaneous. I am an only child, which means you can not be one, in order for us to get along. lol. All 5 of my tatts can be covered by a tank top, so I am appropriate for church & I can be taken home to your Momma. My tramp stamp is the rebel flag :o)I'm a HUGE sucker for chivalry. Shall we separate the men from the boys? Flowers for no reason & often. Opens doors, walk on the street side of the sidewalk & in parking lots he is on the outside. Help w/my coat. Leave sweet texts for me to wake up to. Wait up for me to text when I drive home late nights. Just take care of me like a girl should be taken care of. I want a nice guy who knows how to treat a lady. In return, I do spoil my guy. I've never cheated on a guy & I've never been cheated on. When I have one I spoil my bf, make his lunches, write little love notes on the napkin. Send junk food baskets to work bc I can't send flowers to a guys work lol I put his towel in the dryer while he is the shower, cook/bake his fav foods, buy silly little trinkets so he knows I am thinking of him, etc etc. If you have traveled the world & have pics from far away places, I am not your girl. If you know the butchers name, wave to every car as you leave your street, then that is my type of guy. I am looking for a small town guy, that loves kids and animals, front porch swing, grandma kissin kinda guy. For my rednecks... My soul is in the south, just not sure where my heart is yet. I say ya'll, darlin, honey, ma'am & sir, I have manners, morals, values, priorities & goals. I can ride a horse, wear cowboy boots & a hat, play corn hole, ladder ball, drive a 4 wheeler, shoot a gun & quote scripture. I was a Sunday school teacher. I like Bluegrass music. I grew up on a wooden pew in a tiny white church, did you? I like NASCAR, I love bon fires, jacked up pick up's, big dogs, monster trucks, tractor pulls, demolition derbies, dirt track hobby stock racing, camping & fishing. I like wearing camo, riding on tractors & playing pool. I can bottle feed a calf, hold a new born kitten, take warm eggs from a chicken coop, milk a cow, cut grass, work on a car engine, feed slop to cows, cut bait, make a mean deviled egg, drive a dually extended cab pick up. I like swinging on the front porch swing and in a tire swing from a big old tree, cooking unhealthy breakfasts, eating warm pie w/ice cream, drinking sweet ice tea w/mint, cuddling with a quilt that someone's grandma made, being in a house w/tons of loud family in every room, screen doors, wrap around porches w/rocking chairs, can sing just about any country song. I love the smell of fresh cut wood and fresh cut grass. I have cousins named Bubba & Buck. I can tell you what start from the outside pole means, I like riding shot gun in pick up trucks with my bare feet on the dash singing loud & bad lol Don't expect an *** response from me... 1. if you have "social" by the phrase "Do you drink?" on your profile, I see a lot of guys I like on this site but as soon as I see you drink then I do not read any further on your profile. 2. if you are "laid back" I need a guy that will MAKE me his priority, put the effort in & make me feel important just as I will do for him. 3. if you live out of state4. if you are separated, that is still married!5. if you have booze in your pics with you, red cups included6. if you are self employed, sorry I prefer a guy w/a 401K & health benefits.7. if you are under 6ft & 250lbs, YES this will save us both some hurt8. if you live in a trailer, sorry, I know it sounds shallow, but my preference.9. if you have pics w/you doing the peace sign or the sign of devil, way too immature for me 10. or if I just don't like your profile, please read the paragraph below on what I DO NOT like.CRAZY WILD STRANGE idea but go with it for a sec, YOU bringing me flowers. I know, crazy idea!! But I promise it is a good start, courting, woo'ing, etc. I'd plan lunch & a demolition derby, breakfast & tractor pull, dinner & a drag race, monster truck show, baseball game or just an ice cream, maybe coffee & a walk or sit in the park. I do not like summer, sun, being hot or sweaty. I am a mountains, cold weather, snow & ice kinda girl. Honestly, I'd love the first date to be jumping out of a perfect good plane, yes sky diving. Or a ropes course, gun range, rock wall climbing, zip line or paintball park. What I don't like: guys who drink at all ever, smoke, party, DJ, like bars or clubs, no truckers or self employed guys. No Red Sox fans, no married/separated men, no hunters. No firemen, law enforcement, military, unemployed, uninsured, or w/o a car. No guys under 6 feet (I like to wear my heels high, my ex is 7 ft) No guys under 33yrs old. No guys with short profiles. No guys under 260lbs. I like guys with tattoo's but not neck, head, face or hand tatts.What I do like: I prefer Christian, white men. Soft spot for sweet southern chivalrous gentlemen/good ole redneck bubba boys at least 260lbs. Ages ***, funny, romantic, charming, loyal, attentive, affectionate, thoughtful, good hearted, family based guys. NJ/NY Italians or Greeks. I love Larry The Cable Guy & Ralphie May I prefer big guys, my ex's are ***& 460. I like good guys with big hearts and big guys with good hearts. Short hair or bald, goatees are SUPER sexy, non smoker, no drinking ever, no drugs, want kids, does want to get married & want a stay at home wife! I like guys that wear cologne, sunglasses, baseball hats, boots, buckle & says "ma'am", darlin,sugar etc. I don't drink, I don't date guys that drink, I don't have friends or family that drink. No, I'm not a recovering alcoholic, I'm not super religious, I don't even drink wine, I don't even have 1 a year. I feel pity for people who drink, it makes you look so sad that you have to put something in your body to have fun. You can't be fun by just drinking a tea or soda? That's pitiful!!
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Yes
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Christian
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Body type
Curvy
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Height
5'7"
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Eye color
Blue
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Smoke
No
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Drink
No
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