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Frankie, 43

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NO PIC NO REPLY! !! What have you got to hide? ? Wanted by the old bill? Married? Impersonating a more youthful man or look like Sloth from The Goonies?. LolNow that I've got that out of the way, hi and thanks for stopping by :-)I've got a sharp and cheeky sense of humour and love a bit of banter so someone that can keep up would be a bonus. Also love going to the theatre, cinema, nice bars and restaurants and holidaying somewhere hot, feeling the sun on my face with a large alcoholic fruity drink in hand (i cant put what its called as it thinks i'm saying a rude word for some reason).I've got long legs (I'm 6ft but wear heels), all my own teeth and hair(please excuse the glass eye and wooden leg) so what more could a guy ask for (apart from a bald, toothless midget I guess)...oh by the way i'm also female and have a pulse..bonus.. woohoo. I'm a kind, caring and affectionate person who always tries to put others first and I'm looking for someone honest who will treat me the same, is a gent and who has a wicked sense of humour and wants to get out there and try new things and go to new places :-) Looking for fun, friendship or romance (preferably all 3 if that's not being too greedy***Being the tall woman I am, I usually go for tall and well built men (rugby player build) and i'm a sucker for a cheeky smile and a twinkle in the eyeI'm not a pyscho or a stalker which should set me apart from most profiles on here and am a very genuine person. What you see is what you get with me. I'm not into playing games and am very honest and expect the same in return. I'm strong, independant, loyal and honest and some guys on here may find me a touch intimidating. I've got a big heart and a great sense of humour but i certainly don't suffer fools gladly but come and say hi, I don't bite. Oh and I do have a recently discovered and unhealthy addiction to 24!! Love Jack! Oh and iron man. I Love iron man. And Wolverine. Ok I'll stop now ......oh I forgot to mention game of thrones. How amazing is that show!!!Thanks for reading and happy fishingxxPs if you don't have any intention of meeting face to face then please don't waste my time. I've got better ways to spend it thank you. Also if you are highly religious then it's unlikely we will get on. If you feel it appropriate to ask me for a threesome with a stranger or tell me where you would like me to put my legs on a first *** then jog on. Please have some respect :-) for all the cross dressers I seem to attract no im not interested in meeting you or sharing my shoes or dress collection with you. Go buy your own! !Pps if your pic is of you dressed as a banana, drunk and lying in a pool of your own vomit, surrounded by a string of scantily clad lovelies, or a number of groups shots where I'm left wondering what one you might be, reply to you only to find it's your mate I fancy, then please pass me by. I'm not looking for an immature beer swilling lager lout who wants to slob on the sofa and scratch his nuts, more a sophisticated gent. :-)I'm also not looking to date a guy that's 4ft and a fag end tall, looks old enough to be my dad or grandad nor am I a chubby chaser. Sorry if that offends but Im tired of attracting short, fat old men on here. Not what I'm looking for thanks And what's the deal with no tops on. Is there a national shirt shortage that I don't know about? And why do guys think it's ok to send a picture of their dangly bits....... Has the art of conversation truly died so you feel the need to just say it with pictures ?? Seriously!!Some pink fizz in a nice bar where we can relax and get to know each other and then maybe onto dinner where I can amaze you with my cutlery skills :-) Any place with a front door, back door or skylight! HEALTH AND SAFETY WARNINGA recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features, however when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside :) ! ! ! For health and safety reasons please mail only when i'm ovulating ;-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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