SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JaimeOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-42
"Take me for what I am or don't take me at all, 'cause baby I can do this on my own."Please have some measurable IQ before you ***, I get minor spelling mistakes but if you are from a different country and can't spell your own country correctly you fail. Just quit now. Literally just got this message:"HI boo... ha u" WTF!!! I tap out, point me in the direction for the nearest convent! DUMBASS!!!!Well after becoming totally fed up with the nonsense, lets try a different approach... I have met Mr. Alcoholic, Mr. Needy, Mr. Clingy, Mr. Hopelessly in love after 1 date, Mr. I'm looking for another mother, and Mr. After 3 dates I will stalk you and the bars on your windows won't be enough... You sir, are 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket, and ain't nobody got time for a mess like you. Can I please have some normalcy and respect here!!! A little about me...a very little. I have 6 years of Martial arts training and 3 years training in kickboxing/MMA so I can and will not hesitate to put someone in their place. I also *** 'yo homey's' wrist in 2 places for trying to steal the $20 I just got back from the cashier at stop and shop. I have a lot of pet peeves that over the years society has driven to my surface. For example;#1 if you ask me to be your 'baby mama' I will make sure that no woman will ever have to worry about you calling her that again.#2 I firmly believe you should have to pass an IQ test to become fertile... 'Oh doctor, why can't I get pregnant? Well my dear, you might just be too damn stupid. Try reading a book!" #3 If you text me with 'smh' or 'hmu' you are entirely too lazy to be involved in life and therefore fail. How long does it seriously take to hit buttons... Please, get over yourself. #4 And to Mr Shirtless mirror man... No woman will ever be attracted to a man who shows his goods to the entire world for free, lets try for class.#5 Oh and before I forget, 'swag' is complete and utter nonsense! If you think that's what will get you whatever you want you literally suck at everything and should probably be sacrificed. Real men have class, boys have swag. And for the love of family guy PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!People, this is about humans meeting other humans. So why not try to act like it. I'm not the best thing in the world, not even close and I'm ok with that, but I am a great catch who knows how to respect not only herself but others as well... Lets work on this.Extra note, just got this *** "I'm a kind hearted single farther to a son witch is 7..." Ok class, who can tell me what's wrong with this statement? My faith in mankind as we know it is gone.Please have a basic understanding of the English language including proper grammar and spelling or else you'll be wasting both of our times and I will laugh at you.Judging by the dating pool, there isn't enough liquor in the world.
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LorrieOffline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-59
Wow this is a bit tricky... I'm happy go lucky with a huge heart and a great sense of humour... I'm happy where I am in life right now but would love to have a nice man in my life... I love to laugh and think laughter is one of the most important things about a relationship, you really have to be best friends above all else... I love to be busy and am really not the sort of person who wants to just sit and watch TV, I love to get out and about, even if it means just sitting in a coffee shop reading the paper whilst people watching.. with all that said though I would be more than happy to snuggle on a sofa and watch a movie with the right guy... or cooking a nice meal together whilst chatting about the days events and laughing about everything and nothing... Im not entirely sure who or what Im looking for because I don't think its good to go into something with any expectations... it should start out simple and if cupid shoots his arrow and you both get knocked off your feet then its a bonus and theres nothing you can do about it... hee hee. I have my own business and am looking for someone equally as ambitious and hardworking - someone who understands my crazy worth ethic - yes occasionally I do work evenings and weekends if I think it needs doing Im not looking for a quick fumble so all you shallow guys who think with their trousers can jog on - I doubt your brain could keep me interested for more than five minutes... I'm looking for a man, not a boy, someone interesting, funny, hardworking and ambitious and with passion in their bellies...Are you out there???Phone, keys, wallet check!Friends - leave them at homeBite to eat, a drink or even a frothy cappucino - I'm happy to just sit back and chat and find out if theres a spark...
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LenaOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-52
i am an honest and trustworthy person with a great personality. I like to laugh and have fun with my mates. Family and friends are important to me. My daughter is the most important person in my life. I also like to spend time with a special person to go out places with and have fun or we can just sit at home and watch movies and cuddle up and have that special quality time together. I also like going for romantic walks. I am right into cars and love watching my v8 supercars and am a true holden fan. I love my music especially techno and dance music but i also like the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's and todays. I also like country, pop, rock and love songs. I don't like jazz, orchestra or the blues music. I love watching my soapie's and reality TV at night time. The type of person i would like to meet is someone that is very trustworthy, loyal and caring to me and that likes children as i have one child. I would also like to meet someone that is down to earth and likes to have fun and also likes to spend quality time together. I don't like someone that is dishonest, arrogant and is two faced. I go with the flow and enjoy the moment and just have fun. I am an out there person but I won't go as far as things like jumping out of planes or bungee jumping lol.We can decide together something we are both happy and comfortable with or if you would like me to decide then we could go for a drink or we can have dinner and sit and chatm. If all goes well and there's a connection then we can get to know each other more and go from there.