SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
SidneyOnline
Man. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 48-68
Well, are y-o-u the one?Okay, so you want to know a bit more about me, eh? Let's see, here... what's the best way to do this? How about I make it a bit more interesting for y-o-u, the reader? Well, I'll try... wish me luck! Here goes!Since I'm an Aquarian (not a big deal to me, but others live by the Zodiac), I'll let Penelope tell you from "her" point of view. In Greek mythology, she's Odysseus' wife, so she should know LOTS about him. And, since most "traits" attributed to Aquarians are derived from Odysseus (I had to look that one up!), AND since most of these traits sorta match with what I'm about, I thought the "story" should go something like this: James (that's me), king of Ithaca and leader of the Trojan War, wandered around for ten years before reaching home. [I'm not really THAT lost, but mythical Odysseus actually did that!]While I was a-wanderin', Penelope longed for my fairly nice, finely chiseled features and my slender figure. [Well, Penelope actually longed for Odysseus... but I'll take credit for the rest if she wants it that way!] She also longed for my handsome but somewhat soft features. [Okay... ]Being a gal of few words, Penelope did have a few to say about me [and, of course, Odysseus!].[Now ladies, if you wanna know more about me, pay attention, here... ]She thought that I have a unique [absolutely!], quirky [mmm, hmmm... ], creative [ok... ], stubborn [well, not always!... and not impetuously so], challenging [that's what some tell me!], supportive [genuinely so], inquisitive [curious and analytically so], entertaining [sometimes... when in good company!], progressive [subtly so], stimulating [hmmm... I'll let you ponder this one!], nocturnal [well, I do get up awfully earlier than most!... and, can enjoy the night on those "special occasions" when sharing good company--if ya know what I mean!], and independent [but not selfishly so] character. [All that's pretty complex, but it's pretty accurate, too!]Then, she went on, saying that I'm unconventional [she knows me well!], sometimes detached [yep], intellectual [I try], objective [ALWAYS], individualistic [sometimes], inventive [of course!], tolerant [a must!], rebellious [absolutely!], sophisticated [of course!], future-oriented [can't go bad with that!], friendship-oriented [what can I say?], humanitarian [another must], and cause-oriented [depending on the cause!].Note to Penelope: A gal who's actually caring, unselfish and thoughtful will always get my attention regardless of "looks"... got that, Penelope? LOL!I hope you enjoyed my "short story"... one that tells much about me.Now, be daring, bold, and brave and tell me a bit about Y-O-U...Perhaps, then, we can begin writing a new story... together. ~~~~~ >  ? Sept ***Update!: After 15 *YEARS* I finally got my VERY long hair cut ... a "long" (hair) story I'll share if you ask! I have "naturally curly" hair and the gals at the stylist's cried out loud watching all my long ringlets go! No new photo ... yet ... I'll leave it to your imagination ... if you're interested, give me a holler!Let's find out...
-
ElmerOnline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
Born and raised in the wild by a family of Red Squirrels, a sworn enemy of Gwen the Gwey. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, (aka Derek Russo Sugli Alberi - Derek the Red Tree Dweller) commander of the Squirrel Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Squirellius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, so watch your nuts Gwen! N/S only please...I've seen this on a few profiles but have no idea what it means. I can only guess that it means "Non-slappers" or "no scroungers", so that'll do for me, or could it be Non-smokers, that's quite preferable too.Time to freshen this up a bitDue to recent popular demand and also as a reward to my fans around the world, I have decided to update my profile. After all its only fair to spread the joy, plus it makes me feel good too.....and that's all that counts really ;)Please feel free to contact me, I will try to reply, however if I don't, it could mean that, I don't think that we're suited, or, Ive forgotten how to type, or Ive had too much medication and passed out. Similarly, if I do reply, that doesn't mean that I think we're a good match. I just might be feeling chatty, obnoxious, witty, drunk or all eight. It's not like I haven't given you enough material to work with, so please say something more interesting than "Hi, how are you?"By day i work as a lab technician and due to a recent industrial accident have been blessed with the super power of flexibility and springiness, which I abuse to its full extent as a cat burglar and am now known by Interpol as Colin.This new found attribute has enabled me to start a diamond smuggling operation to finance my addiction to wine gums (which I am slowly conquering). I am considering selling my yacht and going into the shoe, flower and chocolate business. I’m an ex F1 driver and in my spare time I model hessian underwear.I can also blow up balloons and look good in big floppy shoes, red nose and curly wig....oh and I forgot to mention I’m also unbeaten at pooh sticks.Update (they seem to be a la mode so why not!)Unless you have gold and diamonds dripping from your ears and fingers or juicy gems sat on your chest i may not reply. (see profession)I'm ultimately looking for someone that can multitask, that way i can sit around all day and do sod all.Please show this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by a shark!~~~/~~~o/~~~Now wheres that nurse with the medication trolley........ Update 14.73 It would appear that its not just men that don't bother to read profiles, I'm still getting "hi there" and "hi how are you" messages.....so pique my interest, say more than hi, catch my eye and you may just get a reply ....oh i enjoyed that.Update 21.6.938.06.a Alas time and medication have now caught up with me and I no longer have dark flowing locks of hair, in fact its decidedly grey! As was once said by a famous Mexican "joo wanna stroaka ma goat?"Pooh Sticks of course
-
KurtisOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-59
After the last few years dating from this site, I have come to the conclusion women are intimidated of my lifestyle.Surely the female population doesn't think I expect them to compete or even take part in some of the sports or interests I do.I doubt most women realise such drive and focus could be channeled else where in my lifestyle.eg. relationship!!Not all of us seek to experience new things or are goal orientated...ever think that's why one is always trying to improve oneself or learn...such character traits my even prove to be an asset in one's occupation...henceforth the job security.In general the female population red flags I work a 5 week on/off rotation overseas as in paid holiday....a gig that just doesn't happen every day.Point being I am an unusual creature..I get that.What I am not is a cheater,player or unemployed,dispectful to women.short non-athletic,bad dancer or kisser for the record or lounge lizardIn addition to a home owner and have sponsored foster children for decades...the package is far more balanced than the majority of the male popuilation I hear exists on this site.For the record my biggest fault is that I was never married it seems...NEWS FLASH LADIES...my fiance died in a plane crash years ago...so it's not that I have a disease or am gay...with all the DO'S and DON'TS some women set thier sights for could it be concievable while most people were going thru thier 2nd marriages and taking a 2nd mogage to put thier children thru school....some of us were out there living the life I never have to dream about because I for one did it.The end product is where I am today working a 5 week roatation out of Brasil..living in the lower mainland on my time off re salary ..paid time off.So yes..I am gulity ..I am not working in the rat race to listen to all the cheaters and how tired women are of the local male population.My recommendation for a no miss result...get off the keyboard and get out there...no you might not find the love of your life but you will no longer be part of the this web site...JUST DO IT.There...I feel much better...many thanks for reading this and sincerely wish you all the best...I have sent 43 contacts and two replies...rest viewed me...I can never wait to go back to Brasil in 4 weeks.Enjoy the ride LadiesA good meal with awesome location ....conversation would include reviewing where we are going in life and how the goals will be reached and what floats your boat ;-0,,maybe paragliding,or I will teach you how to shoot a sniper's rifle...the world is our's.I'm not in the bar scene.....but a good bottle of wine might open up the conversation.