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JaimeOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-42
"Take me for what I am or don't take me at all, 'cause baby I can do this on my own."Please have some measurable IQ before you ***, I get minor spelling mistakes but if you are from a different country and can't spell your own country correctly you fail. Just quit now. Literally just got this message:"HI boo... ha u" WTF!!! I tap out, point me in the direction for the nearest convent! DUMBASS!!!!Well after becoming totally fed up with the nonsense, lets try a different approach... I have met Mr. Alcoholic, Mr. Needy, Mr. Clingy, Mr. Hopelessly in love after 1 date, Mr. I'm looking for another mother, and Mr. After 3 dates I will stalk you and the bars on your windows won't be enough... You sir, are 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket, and ain't nobody got time for a mess like you. Can I please have some normalcy and respect here!!! A little about me...a very little. I have 6 years of Martial arts training and 3 years training in kickboxing/MMA so I can and will not hesitate to put someone in their place. I also *** 'yo homey's' wrist in 2 places for trying to steal the $20 I just got back from the cashier at stop and shop. I have a lot of pet peeves that over the years society has driven to my surface. For example;#1 if you ask me to be your 'baby mama' I will make sure that no woman will ever have to worry about you calling her that again.#2 I firmly believe you should have to pass an IQ test to become fertile... 'Oh doctor, why can't I get pregnant? Well my dear, you might just be too damn stupid. Try reading a book!" #3 If you text me with 'smh' or 'hmu' you are entirely too lazy to be involved in life and therefore fail. How long does it seriously take to hit buttons... Please, get over yourself. #4 And to Mr Shirtless mirror man... No woman will ever be attracted to a man who shows his goods to the entire world for free, lets try for class.#5 Oh and before I forget, 'swag' is complete and utter nonsense! If you think that's what will get you whatever you want you literally suck at everything and should probably be sacrificed. Real men have class, boys have swag. And for the love of family guy PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!People, this is about humans meeting other humans. So why not try to act like it. I'm not the best thing in the world, not even close and I'm ok with that, but I am a great catch who knows how to respect not only herself but others as well... Lets work on this.Extra note, just got this *** "I'm a kind hearted single farther to a son witch is 7..." Ok class, who can tell me what's wrong with this statement? My faith in mankind as we know it is gone.Please have a basic understanding of the English language including proper grammar and spelling or else you'll be wasting both of our times and I will laugh at you.Judging by the dating pool, there isn't enough liquor in the world.
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BritneyOnline
Woman. 59 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 49-69
I like where I have been and who I am, Life hasn't been easy or always good!! But I treat everyday as a learning experience some days are harder than others but still learning!!!! I don't play head or heart games and expect the same, I'm real. I enjoy being with people but do need my quiet time. I have a sense of humor that can be on the dry side but I love too laugh. I'm comfortable in leather or lace but I prefer my jeans. I am a women who can be soft, yet strong who can and will be there through thick and thin, that's me. All I want is a man who is honest and open, who will touch my heart and let me touch his. A man who will treat me as good as I am going to treat him! NO games. We all come with baggage, it depends on our willness to handle it!!!!! I miss a warm gentle touch being kissed, cuddling thing that make the heart beat.Some places to talk ,laugh ,look into each others eyes, we will Know if we both would like to have a second.. Love this Quote; Don't know wrote? The Worst Part about being Lied to is Knowing you weren't worth the Truth!!!
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MadgeOnline
Woman. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 48-68
I grow up in Switzerland, raised by my Swedish Mom. I am still looking for that special partner who I can spoil with my love. You will adore me and be totally into me, as I am into you. I like to strive for a spiritual, intimate relationship and so do You. I like Us to grow old together and be number one for each other. I am dreaming of You to be comfortable to receive the love and give emotional support, as will I. You love to give affection, (anywhere, anytime) and so do I. I love to be humourfull and laugh with You, be silly, maybe take a little risk stepping out of the box and just enjoy life in a easy relaxed, tolerant, positive and honest way. I am very passionate and young at heart, and feel like a little girl sometimes, who never wants to grow up. I believe I am free spirited and a easy going woman, who respects and appreciates her Man and You will enjoy and value that. You also know how to communicate well, and are emotional available. You like to be spontaneous at times and so do I.I love the ocean, (by it, on it, in it) and boating, also like to hike, the mountains and being in nature. I am a big Animal lover. I love to dance and go at least ones a week. There is much more to share but I like to tell you that in Person.Sept.20th. ***I start my trip for South/Central America and will be back in a few months!I AM NOW BACK AGAIN IN BEAUTIFUL VICTORIA!!!A place we both love, maybe a nice walk, by the water, love the water,(on it, in it, by it. Glass of wine, love that too. It doesn't really matter to me, as long we are able to talk and hear each other.