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JoyOnline
Woman. 67 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 48-61
***for ***hello
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CherryOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I'm not nearly as attractive as my profile pictures pretend I am. So, yeah. Ha ha ha ha -- no seriously.Charismatic go-get-er, that's me! I think I'm hilarious, which I'm going to issue out as a warning that I'll probably laugh harder at my own jokes than anyone else will. I like people who are straight forward about things and will talk about crap that is bothering them -- I don't like totally unfun guessing games where the only reward is a coin toss of hubris and regret. I like people I can have a conversation with, and a sense of humour is really important, as well as a willingness not to be a douchecanoe about social justice issues, and a willingness to listen as well as talk. I used to party a lot, but I'm honestly kind of sick of that scene -- I'd prefer hanging out at a pub rather than going to a club these days, or go see a band or have some coffee. Also I have basically made an academic career analyzing nerdy sh*t and talking about popular culture, which I still like to do quite often -- and I know it seems dumb to mention it, but I like giving a fair warning that I tend to think critically about things, even if I enjoy them, and I've learned that isn't everyone's jam. I don't really think I plan on continuing on into professional academia though, no jobs and a lot of unpaid hours toiling over work just so you can get work :T I finished hair school, chucked the degree on the pile, and got a job teaching kids how to read.(YAY things) Drawing, singing (though I can't really), writing, ladies, facial hair, piercings, tattoos, British comedy (Black Books, Red Dwarf, The Young Ones, Fawlty Towers, QI, other panel shows, etc), video games (especially old school rpgs), stupid cartoons, comic books, Old sci-fi stuff, history, debating, politics, dancing, stupid stuff on internet, and pretty much every genre of music. I even like some country! (NAY things) Wet shoes, snow, Extreme Right wingers, Libertarians, sexist/homophobic/racist/transphobic jerks, god damned men's rights activists, Juggalos, Math, Earwigs, gut rot, hangovers, carrots (I'm allergic), Exams, People that can't take the time to actually type two extra letters in words such as You, and Are. People that post pictures of just their torso and their car on dating sites, and other stuff.What I am looking for in a person? I'm really into folks that look as though they survived a zombie apocalypse and won. Also, Good beards for the beard bonus point round and ladies that are taller than me.Snap, I dunno. Sit around while chatting and getting to know each other? Go for a walk and get some coffee? First dates are kind of hard. But if we go to Karaoke I promise you a hilarious time!Or you could teach me how to ride a bike? That is totally not some clever euphemism either -- I seriously don't know how to ride a bike and I really want to learn!
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ClariceOffline
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-58
I LIKE MOST TYPES OF MUSIC , I,M FAMILY ORRIENTED .KEEPING MY SELF BUSY WITH KIDS &JOB. LUV PETS , I DON,T MIND WATCHING A GOOD MOVIE.,COOKING DIFFERENT FOODS OR BAKING ,I ENJOY GOING 2 THE CUBA CABANA 4 A SWIM OR SAUNA OR EVEN WORKING OUT ,LOVE DOIN G THINGS OUT DOOR, LUV TRYING NEW THINGS BUY DONT WANTA BREAK A LEG [[ HAHA THE BAR SCENCE BUT EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE. ITS NICE 2 HEAR SUM MUSIC & DOING SUM DANCING,. LUV JUST PICKING UP & GOING ON ROAD TRIPS .FIRST DATE HAVING COFFEE , GOING OUT 2 THE MOVIES , SITTING IN A NICE PLACE , BEING HONEST & RESPECTFUL BUT I WILL ONLY CHAT I YOU HAVE A PICTURE ***. MUST. HAVE PIC ***