SIMILAR PEOPLE
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CarlaOffline
Woman. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 50-70
UPDATE - Until now, I have responded to all messages...even if to politely decline. Due to the actions of some who refuse to accept my right to my preferences, I WILL NO LONGER ANSWER those with whom I am not a match. NO RESPONSE MEANS NO INTEREST. My sincere apologies to the good and decent gentlemen on this site. I hate treating people this way, but I am through with receiving incoherent rants from the socially maladjusted. *******************************************************************************************************************************************************Basic Flying Rules: 1.Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.2. Maintain thy airspeed or thine earth shall rise up and smite thee. If you're looking for a sweet, simpering southern belle, or a raucous redneck..hie thee to the next profile. If you're seeking a simple, good-hearted gal..that ain't happening either. Ridiculously low maintenance, uncomplicated, drama-free, honest and straightforward. Most times unPC. I color outside the lines. I run with scissors. I don't abide by the rules of "polite" society. I'm not an excellent choice for the faint of heart, the overly straight-laced, or those not in possession of their "man" card.Retired military, now working with the military in a fun and rewarding second career.The eternal optimist...I don't spazz over the small stuff. My sense of humor is finely honed, snarky, wicked, dry and obscure. I find most things pretty damn funny. If your "flash-to-bang" needs calibrating, you possess "standard issue" humor, or you opted out of the feature entirely, you will likely not understand or appreciate mine. I tend to think outside the box (minds out of the gutter, boyz).Not a damsel in distress, hence don't require a knight (gallant or otherwise) to blaze a path to my rescue. Also not in need of completion, validation, or any other BS. I have NO ulterior motives, NO hidden agenda. Not in pursuit of a MRS degree, but should Mr. "OH HELLLL YEAH!!" pop up on radar, I won't run away screaming.I have NO desire to control or change you. If you have my interest, rest assured, I like you exactly as you are. It is not my style or intent to use and/or abuse you...and I'm too lazy to stalk you.I'm not broke(n), bitter, jaded, flummoxed, demented or in any other manner adversely affected by life experiences or previous encounters with fellow members of your species. I fully own up to my significant contribution to the demise of my past liaisons. Fluent in "man-speak". I think like a man....therefore, I have an entirely different mindset than the majority of women. You will find that "refreshing".I'm attracted to the traditional "man's man", "ruff, tuff, and hard to diaper" type "A" personality. (I'm an ENTJ - extraverted, intuitive, thinking, judging). I don't require you to be a rocket sturgeon, but common sense and an above average degree of situational awareness would be nice.I work hard to keep myself in good shape. Age is NOT an excuse to turn into a lardass. Should we meet, you will not be greeted by a sweathog or the cryptkeeper. I'd appreciate the same from you. My pics are recent, the dates ACCURATE, and exactly how I look NOW. Not everyone implodes after 50. Y'all on here "baiting" with decades-old pics.....white boy, please. I will admit a preference for military (former/active/retired) men.I am - PRO-MILITARY. Strong, kickass, take no prisoners. Heroes Don't Wear Capes .......They Wear Dog TagsPRO-right to bear arms (even the right to BARE arms if you prefer sleeveless) PRO-CHOICE Politically non-conformist. LOVE Allen West and Benjamin Netanyahu.....but I'd vote for Vladimir Putin also.Some FAQ/comments and my responses - "waddup/wazzup/'sup???" = not a damn thing"how dey hangin??" = dey AIN'T hangin, homeskillet. Dey will NEVER hang."send me a picture of your ass" = sorry, my ex said he would prefer I NOT send out his picture.AnYtHiNg wRiTtEn LiKe tHiS = rEaD/DeLeTeD************************************************************************************I don't want to stomp on anyone's feelers. We would make an unwonderful match if YOU:- don't have a personality/sense of humor similar to mine. (You interpret my profile as intimidating/arrogant/judgemental/feminazi-ish/ball breaker-y, etc.... vs the spirit in which it was intended.***MUST drink or be medicated to get through the day. I rarely drink. I don't mind if you do..in moderation. HOWEVER..if your permanent home of record is LA-LA land, take note..I operate in REAL world, REAL time, RE-ALity. If you are FUBARed - if you are not firing on all cylinders - if your ducks are not in a row - if your grip on reality is influenced by, or dependent upon, distilled or chemical assistance...best to move on to the next profile.- are oppressed, depressed, suppressed, obsessed, possessed, re-possessed.......or any other "essed" word. Ditto if you are perpetually pissy and/or a sadsack..prone to moodiness, self-pity, or any other assdart antics. - mouth writes checks that your ass can't cash. - look like hammered shiite. Slack-jawed yokels, mullets and metrosexuals don't inspire "dewiness" either...therefore, non-starters. - think, act, and sound.....O L D. Gentlemen, it ain't over til they throw dirt in your face. If you are offered soup or sex, and you choose the soup.....shuffle off to the next profile.....pleeeease! - EXCEED the STANDARD definition of "average" for body type. If you lean a little toward the heavy side of "average"......I'm OK with that. BUT...c'mon gang, let's tighten up our shot group on the profiles, shall we? Stand up...now look down. If you cannot espy body parts that SHOULD be visible, YOU ARE NOT "AVERAGE", chief.THIS SITE HAS IMPOSED A 14 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE RESTRICTION ON WHO YOU CAN MESSAGE. Gosh darnit, that sucks, and impinges on my cougar-ish tendencies, but...if you fall outside of those parameters ***and younger) and you simply MUST get a message to me,.... i.e. - stock market tips, pointing out grammatical errors, crotchety opinions, etc....."favorite" me, and I'll contact you, if interested. I only date within my own race.First date? Welllll, how 'bout...............THIS - No "date", just a meet and greet, maybe for a drink of some sort. If we find each other insufferably obtuse, we diverge flight paths after 15 minutes. No harm, no foul, nobody dies.or THIS - Skip the first date ritual. By the time we meet face-to-face, we will have already engaged in sufficient commo to determine if we have clickage, and I'll know I won't be in the company of a psychopathic axe murderer, or worse....a liberal. I'll just invite you over, we'll throw something on the grill, and hang out. YOU, of course, would be the grill sergeant, it being a "man" thing and all...A scrumptious stud muffin had THIS - "Polygraph followed by waterboarding and then a nice dinner." ....... on his profile for his first date idea. I was gonna put it on mine also, but too many of you knuckleheads would probably take me up on it. ======================================================================================================================================================================When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It is difficult only for others. Its the same when you are stupid. "The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, 'You lied!!"
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ErnestineOffline
Woman. 59 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 49-69
Hi! My name is Ernestine. I am divorced jewish caucasian woman with kids from Yonkers, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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HallieOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-45
...I was born in ***and am 31, I don't know why it says I was born in ***. It won't let me change it.100. I don't have cable.99. I'm starting my own business in September ***ahhhhh!98. Favourite lists are hard.97. I've had the opportunity to sit in on a 5 year old's drum lesson frequently-it has affirmed that I have no sense of rhythm.96. I drink my coffee black, and my tea loose.95. I am a part time student, and will be for the next ***years. Currently my focus is on a a career in social work/social justice.94. I am a feminist.93. I volunteer weekly.92. I have had two bikes stolen from me in the summers of ***and ***.91. I bought another one a few weeks ago. (Sept ***. I enjoy 'good' scotch.89. Recently moved out of my bachelor and into a 3 bedroom with a roomate. Its an adjustment, but I am loving the space.88. I just got some bangs, I like them.87. I am a fan of some sort of roasted protein on sunday nights, with friends or family or both around the table.86. I cannot eat any dairy products- I miss the fromage.85. Sons of Anarchy.84. I love 'dirty' or 'trashy' bars.83. I adore st lawerence market shopping.82. I love plants and flowers, but have never been successful caring for them, and feel horrible throwing dead flowers/plants out.81. I love games. Cards and board games mostly.80. Every summer I wish I lived on the Toronto Islands.79. Every winter I am glad I don't.78. I have won a Jager shot contest.77. I used to camp a lot, I miss it.76. Real 'leave no trace' style camping, lately it's been more of the 'car camping' type.75. I love going to Jay games at the Sky Dome.74. It will always be the Sky Dome to me.73. I am fat.72. I love to read.71. Just looking at Andy Samberg or Danny McBride makes me laugh.70. I've just recently made the switch from bb to iPhone, it was a bit emotional.69. I rarely get sick.68. I really enjoy movie nights outdoors.67. I am a huge baby when I do get sick.66. I love sex.65. I keep a window open all year.64. Archer is a good show.63. Brunch on the weekends is a necessity....whether it's 11am or 11pm.62. I can listen to any type of music if it is live.61. I made my first batch of cabbage rolls, and they kicked ass.60. I work with young kids, women and seniors.59. I voted for Jack.58. I love to knit!57. Mint should be the only flavour toothpaste comes in.56. And paste should be the only form toothpaste comes in. The gel is gross.55. I am not good at Chemistry or Calculus.54. Tent sex is great.53. I never have my ringer/alerts on, on my phone.52. I love being cozy.51. I don't have my driver's license, but I do have my boating license-working on the whole driving thing.50. I love to swim.49. I enjoy being the passenger on long car rides with or without a destination.48. I am 5'5".47. I look ridiculous in heels.46. I am a good drinking partner.45. Catan is the new cocaine.44. I love getting manicures and pedicures.43. I have never had a professional massage.42. I love Toronto.41. I have an amazing group of friends.40. I go to a semi private kickboxing class once a week. If I was less insecure I would video tape it and show it to everyone-it is hilarious.39. I love to laugh.38. I have my tongue pierced.37. I feel like I am too old to have my tounge pierced and should take it out soon.36. I always want dark chocolate.35. I like my alone time.34. I am a 'good' poker player.33. I have a condition called Dysmusia apparently. Explains why I failed music in grade 3.32. I drink Jack.31. I have had a crush on Phil Mickleson since I was 7.30. I always talk too long on voicemails and it cuts me off telling me to re-record a shorter version.29. I have started eating a primal/paleo diet and am quite in love with it.28. I always make the same wish no matter what. Whether it's a blowing candles out wish, or an 11:11 wish.27. I enjoy almost any music if I am listening to it live.26. Vegan bakeries are the devil.25. I am still in disbelief that the Ford brothers run this town.24. I was never a big fan of cartoons when I was younger, now I love them!23. My cat and I live with 2 dogs.22. I like facial hair on guys most of the time.21. I have so many questions about some stupid things and some rather intelligent things....it's best if youre smarter than me.20. It doesnt take much to be smarter than me.19. I love thunderstorms.18. I am happy to be alive, and never take it for granted.17. I almost always root for the underdog.16. I have had my heart broken. It sucks.15. I have been a heart breaker. It sucks.14. I wake up and dance to one of five songs before I start to get ready for work.13. I blast it, quite early in the morning. My neighbours have yet to complain.12. I worry about our environment frequently.11. I sneeze like I mean it.10. I am terrified of heights and flying which always makes it a lot of fun for my seat partners.9. I have never seen any Star Wars or Lord of the Rings movie, although I tend to enjoy the men who enjoy these movies.8. I dress up for halloween every year, even when I don't want to.7. I attend protests, and rallies. I don't scream very loud, and I'm really good at avoiding the bullhorn. But I make a great wall to block police from the crowds, and can wave a sign like nobody else.6. I live in the Junction.5. My doctor wrote me a perscription to "stop watching Dr Oz".4. I cannot administer my own eye drops.3. I enjoy art galleries, especially the really obscure.2. I really hibernate in the winter and tend to catch up on my movie watching.1. I hate getting my eyebrows waxed, but still do regularly....