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NickolasOffline
Man. 62 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 52-72
, I am into western history, love to read about something and then go explore it, So I like to travel, like road trips either planned or spur of the moment. I enjoy shooting pool, photography and the outdoors as a normal. I like laughter, figure a day without laughter is a day wasted, not into arguements, like someone who takes care of themselves, has a good sense of humor. I guess anything else you will just have to ask, I am a romantic at heart, casual type of person. I like a person who says what they mean and mean what they say, love to travel on road trips in the summer, fishing, just enjoying being alive, be nice to find someone that wants someone in their life, someone without drama. I would really like to find that special person that you can't imagine how you ever went thru life without them. I think everyone needs their own space, but its nice to share also. I have met a few people who said one thing and never meant it, I can not handle liars, Be upfront, be honest and I think a relationship takes time and effort on both parties parts, I don't expect perfection as I am not perfect, but would like to find that person who is perfect for me and visa versa, be their priority, and they would be mine. To spoil that special person, to let them know they are the most important, have gone thru the false fronts, liars, and all that, so if any questions, just ask, have a great day.To be casual, do something that both are comfortable, a time and place where you can talk and find out if there is a common ground, to find out if the chemistry is there,
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ElmerOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
Born and raised in the wild by a family of Red Squirrels, a sworn enemy of Gwen the Gwey. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, (aka Derek Russo Sugli Alberi - Derek the Red Tree Dweller) commander of the Squirrel Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Squirellius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, so watch your nuts Gwen! N/S only please...I've seen this on a few profiles but have no idea what it means. I can only guess that it means "Non-slappers" or "no scroungers", so that'll do for me, or could it be Non-smokers, that's quite preferable too.Time to freshen this up a bitDue to recent popular demand and also as a reward to my fans around the world, I have decided to update my profile. After all its only fair to spread the joy, plus it makes me feel good too.....and that's all that counts really ;)Please feel free to contact me, I will try to reply, however if I don't, it could mean that, I don't think that we're suited, or, Ive forgotten how to type, or Ive had too much medication and passed out. Similarly, if I do reply, that doesn't mean that I think we're a good match. I just might be feeling chatty, obnoxious, witty, drunk or all eight. It's not like I haven't given you enough material to work with, so please say something more interesting than "Hi, how are you?"By day i work as a lab technician and due to a recent industrial accident have been blessed with the super power of flexibility and springiness, which I abuse to its full extent as a cat burglar and am now known by Interpol as Colin.This new found attribute has enabled me to start a diamond smuggling operation to finance my addiction to wine gums (which I am slowly conquering). I am considering selling my yacht and going into the shoe, flower and chocolate business. I’m an ex F1 driver and in my spare time I model hessian underwear.I can also blow up balloons and look good in big floppy shoes, red nose and curly wig....oh and I forgot to mention I’m also unbeaten at pooh sticks.Update (they seem to be a la mode so why not!)Unless you have gold and diamonds dripping from your ears and fingers or juicy gems sat on your chest i may not reply. (see profession)I'm ultimately looking for someone that can multitask, that way i can sit around all day and do sod all.Please show this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by a shark!~~~/~~~o/~~~Now wheres that nurse with the medication trolley........ Update 14.73 It would appear that its not just men that don't bother to read profiles, I'm still getting "hi there" and "hi how are you" messages.....so pique my interest, say more than hi, catch my eye and you may just get a reply ....oh i enjoyed that.Update 21.6.938.06.a Alas time and medication have now caught up with me and I no longer have dark flowing locks of hair, in fact its decidedly grey! As was once said by a famous Mexican "joo wanna stroaka ma goat?"Pooh Sticks of course
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AlexOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31
Hi! My name is Alex. I am never married catholic hispanic man without kids from Pembroke Pines, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.