SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Alice
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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Millicent
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Woman. 57 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-67
Love summer, water, boats and anything outside. Also enjoy my down time, relaxing watching TV, playing games or just chatting. Enjoy working out, try to stay in the best shape possible. I moved to Florida about 5 yrs. ago, happy to say I'm back home...I'll never leave again!First meeting....I'm not picky, someplace public.
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Kathie
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Woman. 62 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 52-72
Hi there do you like camping, boating and travelling? me too. I am happy go lucky and hope to meet the same, I don't sweat the small stuff and carry no baggage that crap is to heavy lol I love to travel which I do regularly. My friends say once you are my friend you are my friend for life. I believe trust is earned not given, I enjoy the simple things in life but do like certain comforts as well. I am generous caring, honest and shoot from the hip. I am a great mom and Gramma. I love a good cup of coffee or a nice glass of wine depending on the occasion, it doesn't take much to make me happy, a passing kiss a private look from accross the room or a unexpected call just to say I was thinkkng about you. I have 9 beautiful Grandkids ranging in age from ***, 3 boys 6 girls and 2 beautiful daughters. Not into the bar scene so will try this site a bit longer.hummmmmmmmm getting to know a little about each other over coffee or a drink