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Tessa, 34
United States, California, Santa Maria

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About Me

Hey yous!I've got personality, warmth, spunk, wit! I get in modes where I love the unpredictable randomness and sarcasm in shows like family guy, archer, south park and tosh.o because some things in life should not be taken so seriously. I don't offend easily and can sarcastically banter like "one of the dudes" on guys night out. With that said, I also think its important to be a classy well-rounded lady that my Mother can be proud of. It's all about balance baby! I am focused on my career but there are times when I like to be goofy and playful! I love my family and friends to no end and I am the kind of person who can get along with just about anyone. I try to make it a point to stay positive and try to create fun no matter what I am doing and who I am with. I have a strong connection with individuals who can lighten up, don't get offended too easily and are open-minded with a sense of humor. You know...the kind of people who not only laugh at jokes but can also add to them cuz I may run out of jokes and then we will be stuck staring at each other awkwardly in silence until one of us leaves. Don't just tell me you're funny...show it..perhaps in an *** or your profile? No more laffy taffy jokes please ;) Currently I am living, and loving life. My career and ambitious goals are my number 1 focus right now and in my opinion, relationships should not be rushed and I'm in no hurry nor am I looking for a "void" to be filled. I am a therapist who also works part time as a real estate agent. I love being single and it will take someone pretty epic to get me to want to settle down. I am looking for someone that I would want to be friends with first with drama and expectations aside. I find after going on a few dates that dudes want to go from 0 to serious in a few seconds and I'm sorry but I can't get to know you in that short of time enough to determine if you're a good fit for me. I'm here to get to know cool people and if I decide that in the process of getting to know you that I can't live without you then it is sooo on! ;)I know the kind of connection I want in a partner and I am not going to settle till I find exactly what I'm looking for. A best friend and lover for life! I am looking for a quality dude who has made good decisions in his life who I can honor and respect. When I do find it, I want to start a family and the whole bit...I am as real and honest as they get...I am not here to just date random dudes and If I contact you then there may be potential.* I am willing to travel for the right person and my career allows me the flexibility and option to travel* I believe that relationships should be more like a partnership built on communication and compromise and an even keel of give and take...* Are you shy and care about people judging you? Sorry...I'd prob embarrass you because I really don't care about what people think about me and I like to be goofy sometimes...scratch that...most of the time. *Double bonus if you know how to cook delicious food! Just so you know, I find myself attracted to people who are clever/witty, social, intelligent, self aware, confident and ambitiously driven. If you think that we may click, message or IM away! If you do contact me or any other chick on here via ***, remember that the first impression is key...Thanks! Enough about me...Tell me about yourself!Because I am so well-rounded, I am happy doing just about anything. I wouldn't mind meeting at a coffee shop, going to dinner (I am a foodie who loves trying new and tasty foods) and/or hitting up comedy show (I love helium!). I also love to explore and hike, snowboard (although I will be rusty guaranteed), rock-climb (although I don't have the gear for it and it's been a while). I love going for a night on the town in Portland or the "coove" (that is the hip way so say Vancouver). I love to sing! If you do too, then a karaoke bar would be fun. I love to dance and have dabbled in Salsa, swing, a lil country and regular dancing. I can't sit still if music is on!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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