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Tommie, 38
United States, California, Glendale

Offline, last seen Wed, 18 Mar 2026 09:52:37

About Me

Isn't this just the hardest part of dating websites? All the sudden I'm supposed to describe myself in a way that makes me sound good enough to meet but not so amazing that I sound like a pompous ass. (BTW, I'm not a pompous ass.)So here goes my attempt at making you want to contact me. I love to laugh, and I think I have a pretty great sense of humor. A little bit snarky, a little bit irreverent, a lot of laughing out loud. I love music. New music, old music, live music, music stores, you name it. I'm not going to say I like all music except for blah blah blah. Because that's just not true. I love all music and understand that just because it doesn't move me, doesn't mean it doesn't move someone else. I'm fairly new to the Cleveland area. I have some friends, but I'm looking to meet more - so even if you don't want to date me but realize I sound awesome, feel free to message me. Friends are welcome. Some interesting tidbits about me: *I can talk to anyone - some people find this weird, but screw em. You never know who you're going to meet. *I travel a lot for work. I'm bendier than I look. *My take on shopping is go in the store, go directly to what I want, and leave. Browsing can be done online. The only exception is thrift, junk, and antique shops. I could stay in those for hours. Oh, and book stores and music shops. *I'd rather Netflix than go to a movie theater. I love show tunes and bawdy music. *Road trips - there is always time for a road trip. *I quote movie lines at inappropriate times. *Trivial knowledge is like a drug to me. The more useless the faster it's imprinted. *I laughed out loud, in a movie theater, watching Air Force One. Unfamiliar with the movie? Look it up. Try and guess when I laughed. Favorite Music - right now: Fun., Green Day, Bon Jovi, Neil Young, The Beatles, StyxFavorite Comedian - right now: Ron WhiteFavorite Cleveland activity: walking at Lake ErieThere's a lot of Cleveland stuff I haven't done yet, want to do it with me? I haven't: been to West Side Market, gone to B A Sweetie, seen the Christmas Story House, gone to Browns or a Cavs game, been a dinner boat, gone for a ride in the rocket car, taken a tour down town, been to the Science museum, Amish Country, and probably a ton of things that I haven't heard of yet.Oh! There's a trampoline park on the east side now! They're a ton of fun!Live band at a dive bar? A walk at the lake? Air hockey tournament? As long as we can laugh about something at some point, I'm game!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Gardening
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