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Lynette, 44
United States, Wisconsin, Madison

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Yeah, so my family and friends continue to ask "WHY in the HELL are you still SINGLE?!"...I don't know how to answer them - except that to say I will know it when it happens and I don't need an "in the meantime" person...guess that makes me pretty content....:)People are too complex to put into words...and does it really matter what I say here? I could say whatever I want in this forum....In that respect, I prefer you to get to know me on your own terms. I am NOT a cranky ol' negative gal...but I AM a realist.....That said - let me help you weed yourself out: No need to send me pics of your muscles.,, A: i dont care, B: mine are probably bigger than yours:) If you're married/dating/emotionally connected = have a nice day. If you do any illegal drug of any sort (unless prescribed to you and you use it appropriately) = see ya later. If you're looking for an intimate encounter = they make blow-up people for that.If you're not sure what you're looking for = you're NOT looking for ME, trust me!If you have a confederate flag/metal chicks/dangling balls on your huge truck = bring your 10 foot pole and see if I wanna touch you with it...If you have a child of any age and do not consistently participate in their life = you couldn't pay me to date you.If I google your *** and you have 6 alias' and a mugshot or two online = Save us a step and just make one your profile pic! woop woop!I do not care what you do, how much you make, yada, yada, yada - I care how much you show me you care about me.....it's quite simple really!If your username and/or messages involves the words "ready to start a family", believe you me, I LOVE kids and am open to dating someone with kids - but I no longer have a UTERUS!!!! I can't help you with that, but I'm open to alternatives...this is why I chose "prefer not to say" to the question "do you want kids"....In fact, I'm considering Foster Parenting...I love being around kids !! Don't get me wrong, I know my place, I know how to make that work....(P.S. I've raised a child - and yes, I understand where you're coming from - I KNOW your kid comes first, you don't need to remind me on a daily basis - and furthermore, can't we all be first?? I'm not a notch on a totem pole here)....-If you are a Christian and/or affiliate yourself with a particular denomination, I will totally support you in that-and expect you to support me in mine :) this $hit causes wars...let's put this up front ...- why do you write me, disappear, write me and disappear over again?! I'm smart enough to know that you're just not that into me - or, rather, you're into one thing that suits your needs in one specific way...At this point, I can pretty much "sniff" what you want before you even know it yourself...If you are not 100% sure that you want a long-term relationship, please don't waste your time...(yes, I understand that might not be with ME, but atleast know that that's what you're looking for).....thanks!-If you're 58 and you're searching for a woman between 18 and ***hope you have a big wad of dough in your pocket!- To you "occasional" smokers...DUDE, you either smoke or you don't! Unless you're speaking of an occasional stogie (which you're not, we all know this means cigarettes). This question isn't asking "what do you WISH you were"? If you are just honest and make a comment that perhaps you want to quit - that would be much more acceptable than a "pretend" answer. -I've always been a hard worker, always worked atleast 2 jobs while raising a child (and still do)....this keeps me very busy! I would totally ditch my second job if it interfered with a relationship, but in the meantime, please understand that I enjoy it :) If you still love your ex so much that you'd "open your arms and take a stab to the chest just to DIE beside her" - don't use me in the meantime to try and get over her...in fact, where's the knife drawer? i have like 5 hundred or more people that "want to meet me"...and thank you very much, but you're gonna have to do more than click on a button to get my attention....MAIL me, thanks!-My computer is ancient, If I tried to I'M it would probably take me an hour to say hello...sorry! That being said, no,I'm not talking to 5 other guys, I'm sitting here living simply with a P.O.S. computer, that's all :)Update! July, ***I just dated a millionaire for the last month or so... Guess what?! I don't need you either!!! Take your money and shove it where the sun don't shine.... Better yet, fund your floozie and go buy her a new pair o' shoes- I just wanna go camping!I'm happy to say that I still keep my walls down and try to remain vulnerable. I believe that all people strive to be their personal best and I maintain hope like no other! Perhaps that is my learning experience from being here...I know the experts say that you should talk about your hobbies/goals/aspirations and not what you DON'T want, but that hasn't worked for me YET! That said, I am aware that this profile may seem quite cynical...but you know what, so be it! This is my attitude right now about the whole online world...Sigh - thanks for listening!!!meow.Anything really... Just to keep expectations simple :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 56 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-66

    How bout them DAWGS? :) Sorry guys... this profile is long and more like a book.... YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A 6 ft 5 guy to go out with me. :) But I am tall! And I wear heels too. IS ANYONE OUT THERE A BOY SCOUT RUGGED TYPE THAT LIKES OUTDOORSY FEMININE WOMEN? And maybe you are a bit of a bad boy too, but deep down are just a really good man? Knock knock, hello??? And where are all the tall men in the world. Like 6 ft 4 and over. Just wondering. Ok.... can I ask for what I want in a guy? You know that saying... be careful what you wish for... it may just come true? Well, here it goes... I am looking for a great, fun loving guy who is sincere, honest and has a big heart. Strong moral character.... knows how to be good to his friends and family. A sense of humor is a must... I love a funny man. Are you spontaneous and like adventure.... and maybe act younger than you are? Those are great things in my book... Tall is great, but you do not have to be tall to get my attention or steal my heart. A gentleman...and know how to treat a lady. Fit, or athletic, and definitely active and take care of yourself. Conversation is very important to me... companionship and great chemistry. Please be willing to get out on the dance floor and have fun... I don't care if you can really dance or not... but if you have fun... that is what matters. I seem to get along better with college educated men or men that have a thirst for knowledge and learning. And fun... the fun factor is big for me right now. So there it is... this nice girl is asking for what she wants. Do I want to just date guys now and have lots of fun or do I want something more serious with one man? I have been asked that question quite a few times... I don't really know. The right man will take me off of here I feel sure... but I do understand that a relationship takes time to evolve. Soooo... You be the Prince and I'll be the Princess..... I don't really want to be a princess.... surely you know that. But maybe in your eyes, just a little bit would be nice. You know how on here you have to say how long your longest relationship was?? Well, mine was almost 28 years... and we dated for 6 years before we got married. So I know how to do relationships. I guess what I have to figure out now is how to date. I never really did that. And this is hard. Sometimes really, really hard. Maybe I will figure it out as I go along. What I just keep thinking is that the man I am going to be with for the rest of my life is out there somewhere. I wish I could find you, because I think I am getting ready for you. Now about me.... I am tall, 5'10", slender with an athletic build. Let me emphasize something here.... I AM TALL! I am every bit my 5 ft 10 inches. I have broad shoulders....I am also athletic. All that combined makes for a physical presence that some guys may be suprised about. I am not this tiny petite thing. If you are not accustomed to a tall woman, it may suprise you. I don't know.... lots of you guys are not honest about your height. Well, I am being truthful here. My photos are all very recent. I played tennis in my youth and into college. I love sports,tennis player,hike, and work out, exercise on a regular basis. I like the way it gives me energy and keeps me healthier in all aspects. I love to cook, and it is one way I show affection for people I care about. If I like you... I will feed you. But I am learning... I like to be spoiled too, and certainly love to be taken out to a nice dinner, and if you cook, wow. That is very nice. I have a Scandinavian heritage- my grandparents were born in Finland. I consider myself a Southern girl, even though I was born in Colorado. I spent my formative years here in the South. I am somewhat traditional, but the older I get the more I enjoy things with a twist, quirky, fun, or daring. They say that is what happens when women hit midlife- we get confident, fun and know what we want. I am very open and honest, and appreciate that in others. OK..... HERE IS A CHALLENGE FOR SOME OF YOU SMART, TALENTED MEN THAT LIKE TO COMMUNICATE..... Would you please explain how the male mind works??? I am having a very hard time making sense of things. I still like men.... not a man hater by any means, but, you guys are hard to figure out sometimes. I love to cook,like being outdoors- camping, hiking, travel, antiquing and collecting, dancing, movies. Enjoy entertaining. College football. My son plays college ball. I am a Georgia grad, Go Dawgs! Some of my favorites- My kids,my family, dancing,PINK roses, music, white sand, crisp fall days,football games,a great beer in a COLD glass, good wine, fishing, sleeping in a tent under the stars, cooking breakfast, deep fresh snow,living in the mountains,a great meal,romance, tall,handsome men (I really do like tall men, but if you are not tall that is ok, I just really notice tall guys! Men that have a great sense of humor and can make me laugh, sincerity, empathy for others, and honesty. All very important. Life is good for me right now. Even though you may detect a sense of frustration here....I am enjoying my new single life. I really like meeting new people. I seem to interact with men quite well. You guys are very interesting.... did you know that? I just can't seem to figure you out. And I probably don't need to really, but it is challenging. And I love a challenge. I am interested in dating, and seeing what happens from there. I love it when a man is a gentleman. If you have put some thought or effort into something, even a very simple thing, if it shows your individuality and personality I will notice that. I love humor. A man that can make me laugh is halfway there. I enjoy life, I can be serious, but I also know how to keep things light and enjoy the moment and not get too uptight about things. I really do understand the differences between men and women. I have raised 2 great kids, a son and a daughter, and have enjoyed the distinct differences in how they develop.Be imaginative and fun, nice, and I will be happy. I like great food, a glass of wine or good beer, doing things outdoors, cultural events, or even better just talking and getting to know each other. I am easy to talk to and friendly and I don't bite. I like it when a guy shows his interest, and lets me know in different ways. I like hearing from you so just *** have fun. Life is too short not to have fun and be good to each other.

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