SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Ruth
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Woman. 70 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 60-80
I'm hoping to get responses that are within driving distances of where I live and not mail from Irag and Afganistan. (or green card seekers, Married Men neeed not bother.. I'll be upfront~~I am NOT looking to 'get laid' first night out and I am NOT desperate for a man. I'm real ....and expect the same. My income level is posted wrongly but it's noone's beeswax anyway!! Ok, now we have that straight...if you are unattached, live close by within reason, and are NOT looking for the young chick with the fake boobs then that is first base.... For the record: I am not interested in Bungee Jumping and I wear a WONDER bra, which means...when I take it off I wonder .......(the Wonder Bra is also filled with Shark Repellant in case I accidently on purpose get thrown off your yacht...it works on land and sea by the way when my BS detector is on the blink...P.s. I don't do moonlight walks on the beach as most profiles say. I ran down there one night just to see what everyone was raving about ...NOBODY THERE.If you can still breathe on your own and drive after dark, that is a major plus. I don't go to church but I do have faith.I like to kiss so fresh breath is also a MUST.....duh.A sense of humor is a also must with me...I don't get impressed with your mansion or your material 'things' per se. I do, however, like a good hearted man who's fun.My pictures are not old...I am. lol. I am no heavier than what you see. I hear a lot of complaints that guys show up to find fat ladies who put up really old pictures and I also wonder why.....so don't you either.Don't lie as that is the one thing I really can't tolerate. Not about your age, your past, your anything to make yourself look big. I won't so I don't expect it from a man. It totally destroys trust.What is OUT; Ex cons, rednecks, hillbillies, dog kickers, married, really tubby, seriously bald, heavy drinkers, drug ridden, con artists or you carry a gun....I may be a tad picky but I use Loreal and I am worth it, but I am not a high maintainence or snob type. My main objection is to meet new people and either you and I become a 'friend' or not...not so hard, right?I'm not as hard as this profile may sound but I have met tooooooo many crazies already so BE nice.Remember it is NOT an interview..it should be FUN...so Whatever.........
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Luella
Online
Woman. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-65
I am looking for a sweet and sexy guy that's looking for sweet and sexy LADY.He should be young at heart, adorable and want to have fun - you know kick back and laugh your ass off kind of fun.Coffee or a glass of wine, a nice porter maybeLet's decide together, I'm open to most suggestions..
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Brooke
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Woman. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-65
I am interested in many things, art, music, cars, photography and travel just to name a few. I play guitar, violin and a little piano/keyboard. I enjoy learning about other people's interests, so I am open to things I might not be doing right now myself, but may like trying it out with the right person. I am hard working, loyal and have taken full responsibility for my life for many years. I am fun-loving, but serious too. I know when to buckle down, but I know when to cut loose too! I am looking for someone similar, that wants to get to know me, and if things seem good and we want to keep things going, GREAT. I do want to find a partner in life, but, I would also like to meet new people.Something simple, where we can talk and get to know more about each other.