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United States, Texas, College Station

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Hmmmm,I could write a list of adjectives desribing who I am but it seems almost funny. Imagine being introduced to me. Extending my hand I smile my very best smile and say, "HI,I am Lisa, pretty, witty, and ever so bright. Maybe I should give this a try. I might make you laugh.One of a kind is a sentence I have heard so often I am sure it will part of my epitaph.I don't know if it is your kind. Life for me is good stuff, sometimes to be swallowed whole and sometimes to be savored. My daughter recently said, Mom you like everyone." I don't but I naturally start out that way. Naturally is the operative word here. Real, natural, nice, cultured, love nature but not earthy...whoops there go the adjectives. Creativity, art, music, faces, places of most kinds turn me on. Curiosity and a hunger for learning, being exposed to that which grabs the senses...being expossed to that which massages the senses...life is good. It sure would be wondeful to share it with a partner. Having been there in the finest sense and looking forward to that sharing one more time I invite you to say hello.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Jewish

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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