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AliceOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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KarinOnline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-56
I believe firmly in chemistry. Looking for a good friend, lover, and partner that has a positive outlook and confidence in themselves. I am a mother of two. My son is nearly 20 and my daughter just turned 12. They are most important to me and I spend a lot of quality time with them whenever possible. I am a professional in the medical field and intend to continue my education. My overall goal is to live life to the fullest, love my loved ones like it was the last day on earth, and experience everthing possible that the world has to offer. I want to dance, laugh, travel, and more importantly share the good times and bad with that special someone.
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ChasityOnline
Woman. 67 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 57-77
In the words of Maya Angelo................ People will ALWAYS show you who they are, BELIEVE THEM !It all starts with a " hello" . I am a healthy happy sincere woman of 65 who is looking for my last committed relationship, however that can be defined since we have not met yet. I am not looking for a husband however. I am happy with my own company and can be alone, but would prefer to have that special person to enjoy life with. I can still turn heads and not ready to sit at home and grow old wishing I had done things that I can and will do now.I am upbeat fun silly and have a way of flavoring most things with humor. I do have my priorities in place and ready to get on with a fun exciting life that is meant to be shared. I have many interests but what does that matter on here, we need to explore them as we talk and see if we have common interests. I will reply to all but my only interest is a friend that is ready to have a fantastic time with a loving caring and fun gal and not play games. I am so excited about fishing and love it with a passion... let's wet a line and catch the big one !!! Special people take time, we are promised nothing. Attitude is key to being happy which is my choice daily, I am thankful to be alive healthy and the age I am. I am too old to be as young as I am... for this I have gratitude.Older the violin the sweeter the music,,but I have no desire to be anyone's first date in xxxxxxxxx number of years. One good man ain't much.... it's Everything !!!!! Nothing wrong with liking sports guys but if that is your main interest,,, scratching head,,, maybe single is for you after all..Meet in a public place and talk,,, no long drawn out dinners because it's my experience that a lot can be figured out in a short time, over a coffee or a drink...you can't start a fire without a spark ! Being a people person, I seldom meet someone that I don't like in some way, but that can't be mistaken for chemistry. If you are already a perfected work of art... we would never be a match. I know what I want and it is not to live up to false expectations, I choose to be myself always. I usually am attracted to extrovert type personalities, laughing is a turn on !