SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JaimeOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-42
"Take me for what I am or don't take me at all, 'cause baby I can do this on my own."Please have some measurable IQ before you ***, I get minor spelling mistakes but if you are from a different country and can't spell your own country correctly you fail. Just quit now. Literally just got this message:"HI boo... ha u" WTF!!! I tap out, point me in the direction for the nearest convent! DUMBASS!!!!Well after becoming totally fed up with the nonsense, lets try a different approach... I have met Mr. Alcoholic, Mr. Needy, Mr. Clingy, Mr. Hopelessly in love after 1 date, Mr. I'm looking for another mother, and Mr. After 3 dates I will stalk you and the bars on your windows won't be enough... You sir, are 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket, and ain't nobody got time for a mess like you. Can I please have some normalcy and respect here!!! A little about me...a very little. I have 6 years of Martial arts training and 3 years training in kickboxing/MMA so I can and will not hesitate to put someone in their place. I also *** 'yo homey's' wrist in 2 places for trying to steal the $20 I just got back from the cashier at stop and shop. I have a lot of pet peeves that over the years society has driven to my surface. For example;#1 if you ask me to be your 'baby mama' I will make sure that no woman will ever have to worry about you calling her that again.#2 I firmly believe you should have to pass an IQ test to become fertile... 'Oh doctor, why can't I get pregnant? Well my dear, you might just be too damn stupid. Try reading a book!" #3 If you text me with 'smh' or 'hmu' you are entirely too lazy to be involved in life and therefore fail. How long does it seriously take to hit buttons... Please, get over yourself. #4 And to Mr Shirtless mirror man... No woman will ever be attracted to a man who shows his goods to the entire world for free, lets try for class.#5 Oh and before I forget, 'swag' is complete and utter nonsense! If you think that's what will get you whatever you want you literally suck at everything and should probably be sacrificed. Real men have class, boys have swag. And for the love of family guy PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!People, this is about humans meeting other humans. So why not try to act like it. I'm not the best thing in the world, not even close and I'm ok with that, but I am a great catch who knows how to respect not only herself but others as well... Lets work on this.Extra note, just got this *** "I'm a kind hearted single farther to a son witch is 7..." Ok class, who can tell me what's wrong with this statement? My faith in mankind as we know it is gone.Please have a basic understanding of the English language including proper grammar and spelling or else you'll be wasting both of our times and I will laugh at you.Judging by the dating pool, there isn't enough liquor in the world.
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RosieOnline
Woman. 59 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 49-69
I am a sincere, genuine, caring person. Honest to a fault. (I'm a really bad liar, so I don't even bother with it) I'm kind and considerate and love to laugh! I consider humor and wit an important quality. Serious when I need to be, but try not to sweat the small stuff! I am the mother of one amazing daughter. I'm a pretty good cook! I love all the holidays. I like to fish, however, I cannot kill the beast! But once it's cleaned, I can cook it! (grin) I have a beautiful Maine Coon cat named Beauford, he is part of our family and we love him. I am pretty low key and not very demanding. Not into extreme sports like bungee jumping or para sailing, but I would like to do some exploring this summer, maybe go to a few concerts at the zoo, or see a few movies (popcorn mandatory). I love music! Jazz, rock, classic rock, especially alt and indie rock, and musical theater, to name a few...country, hip hop, rap..not so much. I would like to meet a decent, kindhearted, loyal, honest, caring man to get to know for friendship. I'm dyslexic, so please don't judge my spelling! DYSLEXICS UNTIE! ( hee hee) . I’m interested in cultivating some new friendships, learning more about the world around me and the people in it. That being said...I want to dispel any myths about the perfect woman....I am not her! I try to make an effort to be fair and honest, so here's the bitter truth. I am a bit tired of having to apologize for the fact that I am a chubby girl.....have always been a chubby girl....and will probably always be a chubby girl....despite my best efforts and a zillion diets....alas....I remain a chubby girl. If you are a man who's ideal woman is thin....well....I will have to break your heart right now. It's a shame that a person's physique has become more important than the content of their character in this society....but *shrugs*....there ya have it! Also, I am too old and have way too much respect for myself to be someone's booty call , so if that's what you are interested in....thanks for stopping in and please keep the line moving. I need a best friend....not another notch on the bed post... I'm sorry....I know I am breaking hearts all over the Great Pacific Northwest at this point....but in the long run...honesty just saves us all a lot of time and awkward moments. Now if you are not thoroughly offended....please drop me a note. Hugs & Kisses,AngelseekerSomething simple that allows for conversation.
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LouOnline
Woman. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 48-68
hi fellow fishers i enjoy life cause you never know what it is going to throw at you. so if you like to do lots of different things thats cool. i bowl, i love to ride on motorcycles. i have to be a passenger cause i'm to short to have my own, but i do that well. i love being with friends and family. i enjoy listening to rock and pop but really enjoy blues. there is nothing like it. it just seems to get to the soul. i think you will see who i am when you meet me. i don't pretend to be something i'm not. so if you want truth and honesty well here i am. looking forward to meeting new friends and if i'm lucky a second time i will meet someone special. bye for now and hope to hear from you..