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NanaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-34
Hi! My name is Nana. I am separated agnostic caucasian woman without kids from West Valley City, Utah, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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AliceOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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SheilaOnline
Woman. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 48-68
I know there is someone for everyone, and I am looking for that right person, Someone who is also looking for the right person to share things of life with. Currently, I am a teaher in China--the adventure, the simple lfe, the kind people make it a priceless experience. I would like to meet someone who also has a sense of adventure. Unfortunatly I have had bad experiences with alcoholics and addicts, so I am not interested in this type of person--I can not "fix you".I do not like people who always think they have something to prove, or people who feel they need to impress others. I am a very down-to-earth person, and am comfortable with it--Yes, I do like to be spoiled on occasion, to be treated with respect, but I am not a "princess" who expects the world to revolve around me. If you are looking for perfection, it is not me--I have my faults and have learned to love me and them--because my faults are part of ME.Recently I have had my eyes opened to a number of things and it has made it obvious to me (again) that life is too short to be wasted. Being stuck in neutral is NOT where I want to be. I am a 40 year old trapped inside myself!!!! Lets grab what life can offer!!To me a perfect first date is one where both people feel comfortable enough to be able and sit (or walk) and chat about many things. It is not an intellectual debate, but a conversation. Being out in nature, or exploring new areas is fun for me, and I find it is a good way to learn about the other person.