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Maude, 34
United States, Louisiana, Shreveport

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About Me

**Fair warning: If you have no pictures of yourself posted and/or if you haven't filled out your profile with more than a couple generic sentences, I will not respond. Lack of effort is not rewarded here**Born in Montreal, lived in south Florida for the better part of my life. Family is originally from Spain, so I get to sound badass speaking the espanol when it suits me :) I'm inappropriately twisted and hilarious, I'll take any bet just because I can, and I'm loyal to a fault. I'm a pretty laid-back person and new in town, looking to meet some fun people, maybe something more. I'm not interested in one-night stands, hook-ups or threesomes with married couples, so anyone inquiring can save the typing time, sorry.... it's actually astounding the sheer amount of propositions from married couples I've received to-date. Very flattering, I just don't share!I usually skip over the profiles that emphasize the "active, fit, take pride in my appearance" as I feel they are code for "I look awesome and eat lettuce and I want a chick pulled straight from a magazine cover". Sorry, that's not me, I have curves and I'm fairly average. I love to cook and bake and I'm pretty decent at both. While I work out 6 days a week religiously, I survive it only because I'm daydreaming about pizza and Count Chocula. I also don't think lasting attraction is relative to someone's waistline. And I only run if someone's chasing me :)I'm pretty boring, don't really do the club or bar scene anymore, my idea of a good time is a road trip to a big ball of twine or rock n' bowl at the local bowling alley, buying a vintage outfit *** Value Village and pretend to be someone else for a night. Even just a Godfather/ Star Wars/ Indiana Jones marathon while curled up on the couch is a-ok with me. Needless to say, I'm a homebody through and through. But when I do go out, I am the life of the party (whether in heels or my beat-up vintage Converse All-Stars). Turn-offs: Soul patches, eyebrow rings, smokers. No judgment on any of these 3, it's just a preference. I used to be a smoker for many years, so I now just avoid it out of habit. Also not a fan of arrogance, people who are too serious and bad grammar. I think the #1 thing I look for in a relationship is a good sense of humour. If you can make each other laugh, everything else is details. And I do have a macabre sense of humour, so you've been warned. My favorite movies are Ghostbusters, Uncle Buck, Spaceballs, the original Star Wars trilogy and anything by John Hughes or Quentin TarantinoAssuming you're still reading and are not a hoarder, serial killer or Yanni fan, feel free to drop me a line!Something fun and maybe even a little embarrassing... Rock-n-bowl, karaoke, front row at a comedy show, whatever tickles our fancy. Unless you don't like your fancy tickled, I try not to judge.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Avis from Shreveport | Woman | 49 years old | Pisces
    Avis

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-59

    Here I go...This is the hard part. I am a lady looking for a gentleman. I do have some strict expectations. Honesty,sense of humor, and spontaneity are a must. I love music and singing karaoke. I like many varieties of music but my favorite is country music. I am a mom of one. I love the outdoors, walking and appreciating the simple things in life. It would be a definite plus if you had an interest in music too eithersinging or playing an *** this interests you so far, I would love to hear from you. I guess I should mention that I'm somewhat old-fashioned. If you would like to communicate with me *** but I do like to eventually talk to someone too. I am not going to stay in touch strictly by texting. I need to hear a voice and be able to talk too. I don't feel that you can express yourself enough in modern technology. One thing you will see in me is HONESTY and I would expect that in return. Please understand that I would like to be respected just as you would.I am not looking for married men looking for something new and different. If you are adult enough to be on this dating website then please be adult enough to not leave someone hanging with no explanation.One thing you will find out is that I really like romance. Honestly the first date I like to keep things simple.You know what would be fun too is to go to a ski lodge (near by)and watch all the skiers. Notice I said watch. I'm not much into heights. I've always wanted to do that.I think thats kind of romantic too. Just sitting and getting to know each other. I do not object to doing something fun and different than the usual 1st dates. I love picnics, watching the sunsets,or watching the stars on a moonlit night. Just about anything can be fun when you are with someone you are comfortable with. Cooking together, going to a comedy club, even bowling. By the way I'm a horrible bowler. But I would go for fun...even a driving range could be fun if someone was willing to show me the proper way to swing a club. Could be fun!! You may want to wait at least until the 2nd date for a comedy club. I have been told that I have a very contagious laugh. Well I tend to ramble when I have to fill these out. So for now I'm gonna go! Would love to hear from you if any of what I say interests you. Thanks for stopping by!

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  • Magdalena from Shreveport | Woman | 35 years old | Gemini
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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-45

    Once again I am back on this fishy site and I still haven't found the one, I know I can't believe it either but it's true LOL. Just when you think you have it all figured out your wrong, oh well that's life and I always try to move forward. With that being said with all the disappoints thus far, I have learned that just because a guy has "That Look" that you like, doesn't mean he can connect with you on a deeper level. It is soooooo important to have a great personality and be able to open up and communicate because if you can't, the chances of it working long term are slim to none. Don't get me wrong, it also is important to have some physical attraction to the person, I have to like what I am looking at, but the communication has to be there to have that special connection with someone. You should be the first person I want to talk to, because I know you'll be there to listen..About Me:I am family oriented- (and would like one of my own someday)kind,caring,consideratehonesttrustworthyI like to go out to restaurants and clubs every so oftenBut just as content staying in and cuddling on the couchI like to shop(I am a girl remember lol!!)-I'll admit I have a bit of a purse fetish love them, Hey!!! I have my thing and I am sure you have your's LMAOLike Interior Design and decorating- love seeing the end resultsAbout You:Family oriented-(Want's one too)TrustworthyHonestcaring,considerate,kindA GENTLEMANCan communicate and hold there own in conversationsIs open to the possibility of a long term relationship-(day-by-day though)Well to finish up I am just a cute kind laid back type of girl that is hoping to find that special guy that I can connect with, and when I do the sky's the limit.So if my profile has peaked your interest then what are you waiting for....THIS BACHELORETTE WANTS YOU TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET!!! XOXOXOXOXOXO*** As of lately I have learned that it is best to get to know someone on a friendship level first because you have to be able to get along and communicate well, that is very important to me. I don't care how good looking you are if the communication isn't there it's very hard for anything else to develope from it. This does not mean physical attraction isn't important because it is too, basically you can't have one without the other..and for me I need both. If I find both of those in a guy, I would be more then open to having a relationship develop out of it.As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin....DON'T MESSAGE ME IF:1. You didn't actually read some part of my profile.. TRY IT!!! You might actually learn a few things, like I'm more than just a pretty face ;-)2. Texting back and forth doesn't mean it's a " real relationship"...I'm so glad to see u can spell..but I need to know u have the ability to speak too..I like actual " face time " as well..lol3. You go clubbing and drinking every SINGLE weekend..there comes a point in life when u should realize ur not 19 anymore..I DID!! So should you..it's called being an adult4. Your president of the "Babies Momma" club and your goal is too impregnate as many girls as possible...Sorry but that's a club I REALLY don't want a membership too..lol5. If your on here just looking for a place to stick your****.I'm sure if u scroll up or down to the next profile. . "Bambi-big-ones" or "Suzie Ta-Ta's will be more then happy to help you out..Sorry gentlemen, I keep it classy!!!!6. I'm a girl that has a sense of humour..I can take a joke and dish it out too..so if you can, we will get along great..If not your boring and need to get a life lmao;-)Well if we make it to the first date, we can figure out what we want to do together. My only thing is that we have to be able to chit chat back and forth, so hopefully by the end of night we'll both feel like we know each other a little better!!!!

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  • Erlingrace2Yu from Shreveport | Woman | 42 years old | Cancer
    Erlingrace2Yu

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-44

    Hi! My name is Erlingrace2Yu. I am never married protestant caucasian woman without kids from Shreveport, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

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